Do you go topless?

The sun is out. So obviously our high streets are blessed with Britain’s finest in their jeans , bright white trainers and their shirts off.
I might take my shirt off on the beach but that’s the only time Joe public is going to see my impressive physique.
Has anyone on here felt the need to go shopping with no shirt?

No. Not outside, unless at the beach etc. But then I don’t wear tracksuit bottoms to go out either.

No because the amount of loose skin I have would probably make most people vom up their breakfast/lunch/dinner.

beach or back garden yes….shops, town, no. unless its a town on holiday abroad and being topless is common then i probably would.

Tries hard not to think about Ross Poldark. 😉

Summertime, when riding – fo shizzle 🙂

On a boat/naturerist beach/etc – “if in doubt, get it out”

Sun’s out, Guns out

Err, no, not me then

No, not under any circumstances.
I don’t swim, so the only possible reason to do so is discounted.
Plus I’m fair skinned, and I get moles, so I’m not going to tempt fate.

Yes, it’s only skin. I don’t generally wander around town centres and go in shops though. Considering the responses regarding wandering around starkers in front of your kids and in changing rooms, I thought you lot were more liberated.

I don’t have a flabby gut or moobs though

Did somebody say Ross Poldark ??

Say it three times and he appears.

Yes but not to town/shops/pubs, as many of you know I am gorgeous though 😉

“Ross Poldark”

However, note ladies, that the body is painted on.

*fap fap fap fap*

Anyone staying at Minnigaff YH this weekend will see exactly why I don’t go topless! 😕

“Ross Poldark”

However, note ladies, that the body is painted on.

I thought using a beard trimmer on the chest hair was a recent fashion.

^ that’s all makeup he’s actually a 20 stone biffer 👿

Old Ross may be way better looking than me, but his bod is a poor second to my chiseled torso and i’m happy to show it off in public.
I never go shopping though.

Oh my, SWOON!!! I always look forward to Sundays. 😀

Thought STW was cleavage free.

He isn’t a ‘man’s man’ is he?

Edit: thank you slowoldman!

Actually all this talk of Poldark takes me back to:

cinnamon_girl – Member
He isn’t a ‘man’s man’ is he?

I’ve just shown this thread to The Wife. Her response was “Well, he’s got a scythe hasn’t he?”

🙄

haha all my mates are drooling over Poldark

twinw4ll – Member
Old Ross may be way better looking than me

And me too, but at least I know how to use a scythe properly…..

Unfortunately women don’t seem to care about things like that.

Showed it to my wife too. She said “you’re not far off”. That’s why I love her. Slightly blind.

as many of you know I am gorgeous though

He looks like Jason Statham. Really.

He looks like Jason Statham. Really.

Sure he’s just after a discount on his next service 😉

Was told I looked like a thin Phil Mitchell by my sister in law yesterday 😥

I thought using a beard trimmer on the chest hair was a recent fashion.

That is what I said when I forced to watch the TV program.

To the OP – do you have a Staffy and gold chains?

Or a burberry cap?

Oh and I now have to delete my google search history after making the mistake of googling “topless chav with staffy” instead of “shirtless chav”

What has been seen cannot be unseen! 😯

Yes I go topless. This time of year I roll in my trunks.

hehe, the fat, militant Russell Brand guy!

It’s the only reason I have an allotment. 🙂

I’m actually bathing in Cuprinol right now to get my tan ready for summer.

Now… Where’s my sockini?

He’ll no, not even on a beach. The world simply isn’t ready for that 😯

Hell no, in sunny Yorkshire today it was 7 degrees 🙁

Where’s my sockini?

Is that a even a thing? (I’m not googleing it as have run out of mind bleach)

Anyone staying at Minnigaff YH this weekend will see exactly why I don’t go topless!

Fairly worrying statement.

Hell no, in sunny Yorkshire today it was 7 degrees

I left South Devon today at 1:15pm. As I drove through Collumpton area the car peaked at 25 degrees. By the time I’d reached Saddleworth at 5:30, it was 9 degrees!