I’m not a dog person either. But at least dog people have the basic decency to follow their dog around carrying its turds in a little warm plastic bag.
Until they find a convenient bush or hedge to hang it from, or throw it into, because it’s such an onerous job, carrying such a heavy bag back to where there’s a handy bin to dump it into.
Or just drop it on a grass verge, nicely sealed in plastic where it won’t decompose. I regularly see little orange bags of dog shit tied to branches along the cycle path either side of Chippenham, and they don’t grow there.
Neither do the dog-shit fairies come around at night to quietly dispose of them either.
Filthy vermin.
The owners, not the dogs.
