the chop?

https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/photo/chopped-sliced-courgette-royalty-free-image/150820921

The truth is out there.

chop, snip or push? Did they jump?

There’s no cause-yet to think he’s gone anywhere

I thought that the Gillian Anderson thing would have had a hand in finishing him off.

Liam Neeson on the hunt?

I deleted it. I didn’t think there was much wrong with it personally, but it seems lots of others did.

Well, either way – the series is worth watching.

Don’t

I deleted it. I didn’t think there was much wrong with it personally, but it seems lots of others did.

The shouldn’t google Denise Van Outen Love Honour and Obey then, well… not at work anyway.

Piers M had a word, he was offended by the courgette, thought it should be a proper sausage

I didn’t think there was much wrong with it personally, but it seems lots of others did.

I thought it was a lousy demonstration, totally lacking in flair, imagination, tease and subtlety.

Would you have liked her to ram a cocktail umbrella down the end of it?

lacking in flair, imagination, tease and subtlety.

I think you want Paul Daniels for magic tricks, Gillian was just demonstrating a hand job.

lacking in flair, imagination, tease and subtlety.

Clearly, you missed the bit with the tomato 🍅

I’m all agog now! I have a horrible feeling I’ve missed out on something interesting while my back was turned. ☹️
Is dissapoint.

Was only a simple tossed salad.

These are not the droids you’re looking for…..Move along.

count Zero – I may be wrong but I think Flashy has been a bit naughty (please feel free to put me right if this is incorrect).

(please feel free to put me right if this is incorrect).

Incorrect. It definitely wasn’t Flashy being naughty. Perish the thought.

Me?

With my reputation?

Me?

The 13th Captain of Flashheart?

Post a video of an unsavoury* nature?

With my reputation?

*Yes, I know that courgettes are actually savoury.

Oooft! Seconds  too slow 😧

All that logging put and back in again takes time, doesn’t it?

I should have picked shorter usernames. 😉

From what I’ve seen it’s your elaborate passwords that slow you down

Yes, we should have.

It’s the constant changing of shoes that really takes the time

*logs out

* removes shiny black brogues

*puts on pixie boots

*logs in as Cougar

*bans myselves

Very funny.

Who has been naughty then?
No pudding for a week and being sent out to actually ride an mtb.

Geetee? For using the special mod summoning words?