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  • Dead dolphin.
  • Premier Icon zippykona
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    Found this on the beach a few years ago. ( Saunton Sands N. Devon) It’s always puzzled me is that a bite or not? If so’ was it a fatal bite or was the dolphin dead already and victim of a scavenger. What kind of beastie would have been the culprit?

    fasthaggis
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    dirtyrider
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    wysiwyg
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    Propeller?

    Premier Icon boxelder
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    Ignore them, they’re being silly on porpoise.

    fasthaggis
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    Don’t be Flipperant

    Premier Icon zippykona
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    Suppose it was just a Fluke that all the silly people would be out tonight.

    whatnobeer
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    And here I was thinking it was a yoga pose…

    wysiwyg
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    Eel have to come up with something better than that

    fasthaggis
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    Fin

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    Suppose it was just a Fluke that all the silly people would be out tonight.

    Loving your work.

    wysiwyg
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    Cod this thread has sunk to new depths

    Premier Icon zippykona
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    I’m Harbouring thoughts that I’m not going to get a sensible answer.

    fasthaggis
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    Maybe you need something that you can get your Jaws in to ?

    Don’t you just Hake all the punning.

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    What is the porpoise of all these puns?

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    Hake all the punning? It’s giving me the Right old Humpback I’ll have you know.

    fasthaggis
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    Don’t you just Hake all the punning.

    Indeed ,there is a lesson to be learned in this Tail .

    Don’t you just Hake all the punning.

    Indeed ,there is a lesson to be learned in this Tail .
    No need to keep Carping on about it though.

    wysiwyg
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    This threads started to flounder

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    This thread has just clicked with some folk.

    You lot should Blenny well grow up and stop being a Grouper fools!

    wysiwyg
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    Right no good, best get my skates on

    Premier Icon jimmy
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    This is making me groan. In fact, I just let out a killer wail.

    Premier Icon davosaurusrex
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    Typical STW, OP asks a serious question, gets a load of nonsense back. I think you’re all being a bit shellfish.

    Cut himself shaving?

    Premier Icon pondo
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    Cougar –
    Loving your work.

    I don’t think you should enDorsal this kind of behaviour.

    Rockplough
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    These puns are pollocks. Expected better from this plaice.

    Premier Icon Northwind
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    New Aliens film?

    fasthaggis
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    I feel that the tide has turned on this thread,time to Scale it back .

    Sweeney Pod or Jack the Flipper?

    Sorry, Bream a naughty boy in the post above.

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    This thread is being orcastrated by someone.

    (please make it stop, please!)

    You Angling to have this thread closed? That is an Elver cheek!

    wysiwyg
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    Whoever first bRoached the subject should have his head on a pike

    Onzadog
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    OP isn’t getting any sensible answers but you all seem to be having a whale of a time.

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    <aside- I just spent ages trying to work out a pun on marsupial, before I remember that’s kangaroos, dolphins are ceteceans. And I can’t come up with any cetecean puns that aren’t racist>

    wysiwyg
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    Despite this thread being Brill, these puns are giving me a Haddock

    All these crap puns are making me feel like hitting the Bottle (if you Nose what I mean)

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