What about a cross bike rather than a road bike??
Best of both worlds then. Then when your board/scared of riding on the road you can nip off on to some decent stuff. + enter the 3 peaks.
To paraphrase Glee…..
They’re not versatile, they’re bi-sexual!
Seriously, try one, my touring bike is noticably slower/harder work than my racer, stick CX tyres on it and I’d go faster sat at home pokeing blunt needles in my eyes.
Go s/h and look for a cannondale CAAD frame, not the lightest but well regarded and often compared to steel bikes in terms of ‘zing’. My entire bikes cost me sub £600 for the basic bike, upgraded wheels to R-550, dura ace 20speed (the older model though, the shame of it), FSA SL-K chainset and carbon bars, nice-ish saddle, gp4000 tyres.
Just the Stem and seatpost to go.
Then I’ll look for a new frame, maybe.