They’re great! You’ll wonder where your sac has gone when you get home and who needs working hands/ears/teeth anyway? But you will have a great big grin on your face when you’re damaging yourself.
Where they’re just brilliant is when you go out for a ride which is a mixture of road/trails/hardcore offroad. You can blast along the road in a chaingang at 25mph, see a little track leading off the road, shout ‘See yah chaps’, bunny hop the kerb and you’re on the gravel. Twist it in and out of the trees, another bunnyhop and you’re back on the road.
point it uphill and climb a girt great massive road climb, peel off at the top and nail it down a proper gnarly, rocky trail hopefully passing fully kitted up Dhers on the way. ‘Morning guys’, you’ll shout. You may actually know these people but you won’t recognise any of them at this stage because your eyes will be broken.
Then comes a nice offroad climb, it’s essentially a fireroad type affair which means you’ll be climbing it at pretty much road pace. That’s going to annoy some of the XCers who are climbing up it but hey, make sure you greet them cheerily as you blast past.
Finally you realise you’ve been having so much fun, you’re late. So it’s back on the road, head down, back up to 25mph and lynch it home slowing only to listen to one of your neighbours how you managed to get covered in mud when you’re on a road bike.
AWESOME!