Corny names for chip shops

if it’s Chinese biscuits you’re after, how about

There was a burger van that was a converted ambulance in Newcastle called the Kebabulance

There was a burger van that was a converted ambulance in Newcastle called the Kebabulance

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There was an indian near where I grew up called “Mahatma Coat”, there was a chinese a couple of doors down, cant remember what that was called but it was something alomng the lines of “Fu King” something something

I would call it Chippy Chips.

Curry house in Shirley(bham) “Shirley temple” . Woo hoo!

Northern Gas Heating. Not that funny until you visit see their website name http://www.northerngasheating.com

😆 Brilliant.