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  • Corny names for chip shops
  • missingfrontallobe
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    Lot’s of chippys around here have names based on the pun plaice – example Marias Plaice. Best chippy to eat though is Rainhill Fish Bar, cracking chippy food & kebabs, but no chinese, which suits me.

    Zedsdead
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    Slightly OT but there is a tanning salon in Coatbridge I think? Called…

    Tanzarote.

    Brilliant!

    sambob
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    Frydays or the Crispy Cod.

    Admiralable
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    We had a Fanny Haddocks!!!

    Now called Milehouse fish bar 🙁

    bigyinn
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    lorax, you beat me to it!!

    terrahawk
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    My mum and dad used to own This Is The Plaice in Radcliffe, Manchester.

    mastiles_fanylion
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    Zedsdead – Member
    Slightly OT but there is a tanning salon in Coatbridge I think? Called…

    Tanzarote.

    Brilliant!

    POSTED 2 HOURS AGO # REPORT-POST

    I like TanFastic

    simonjf63
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    Completely off topic, but there’s a septic tank emptying company in Manchester whose tag line is “We’re No.1 for your No.2s”

    Edric64
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    I have also seen on a septic tanker
    It may be shit to you but it’s our bread and butter

    lorax
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    sorry bigyinn 🙂

    nicolaisam
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    Saw a van today with “RAY GUN” wrote on the side,couldnt tell you what he did,was laughing to much.

    sniff
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    Tanerife – http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tanerife-Sunbed-Shop/126278800756071

    And there’s a Tanzarote one in Airdrie apparently

    Pogo
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    I’m playing –


    Potdog
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    In Cod We Trust.

    Pembo
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    I stayed on Market Bosworth a few weeks back and the chippy is called “The Batter of Bosworth”

    lovell
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    Graceland, now what was the name of the bloke that worked there?

    Edric64
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    Nice one Lovell 😆

    StefMcDef
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    My local chippy, in the yachties’ playground of Cowes, is called Chip Ahoy!

    Rubber_Buccaneer
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    Makes me roll my eyes every time I drive past.

    donny70
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    Cod Almighty

    Hobster
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    Frying Nemo

    Waderider
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    What about bike shops?

    Er……Chain Reaction Bicycles?!

    stever
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    I always liked Wing Fat chinese in Glossop. Just up from Finlay McKinlay the chemist.

    PeterPoddy
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    Completely off topic, but there’s a septic tank emptying company in Manchester whose tag line is “We’re No.1 for your No.2s”

    I have a regular customer here in the quarry under then mane of “Suck Cess Tanker and Drain Services” 🙂

    ooOOoo
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    I remember the Wong Kee Fish Bar in Swindon
    erggh…swindon <<shudders>>

    mastiles_fanylion
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    There is a garden landscaping business in Harrogate with the strapline….

    RESTORE LAWN ORDER

    Inspired 🙂

    Rorschach
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    The sandwich shop-I Pitta The Fool.
    The curry house-Balti Towers.
    Or at the tanning plac round the corner they have an advert for weight loss pills called “flabuloss”.

    Teetosugars
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    We used to have a Burger Van that came to the ranges called Jason’s Doner Van..

    rapidman123
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    My Local chinese in Worcester is Called “The Wok N Roll” which I reckon is an awesome name.

    mastiles_fanylion
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    We used to have a Burger Van that came to the ranges called Jason’s Doner Van..

    Why is that funny? Your Jason does burgers, not doners like the one in Leeds I mentioned about 50 posts ago.

    😉

    _tom_
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    Fishcotheque and Balti Towers 😆

    mr-potatohead
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    sandwich shop near me called Big Butts, don’t think they sell many

    tony_m
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    sandwich shop near me called Big Butts, don’t think they sell many

    Ditto the butty van near me which is called “Bev’s Baps”…

    HughStew
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    Northern Gas Heating. Not that funny until you visit see their website name http://www.northerngasheating.com

    bassspine
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    just remembered another thing about Mike Roe Chips. He had signs saying
    “Is he the fish friar?” and “No, he’s the chip monk”

    eth3er
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    Mostly off topic but inspired none the less
    I like ‘The Merchant of Tennis’

    DaveyBoyWonder
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    Friar Tucks in York.

    Also giggle every time I pass Tyranosaurus Pets pet shop on Kirkstall Rd in Leeds.

    Woody
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    The Cod Piece in Leigh, Lancs.

    My favourite is a burger van I see around Durham – Moe’s Muncher

    MrAgreeable
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    Eth3r’s link is class. I love “William the Concreter”.

    There was an epsiode of the Simpsons with some good pun shop names, including “It’s a Wonderful Knife” and “Much Ado About Muffins”.

    Back on food, I can’t believe that no-one’s mentioned the burger van that plys its trade around Dartmoor called “Hound of the Basket Meals”.

    hidetherum
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    The Batter of Bosworth
    Market Bosworth, Leicestershire.

    Market Bosworth’s claim to fame is the Battle of Bosworth Field. The penultimate battle of the Wars of the Roses. On the 22 August 1485 the Houses of Lancaster and York clashed, the Plantagenet dynasty ended and the Tudors took over.

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