Anyone got any good or bad ones they remember? Or any that are so bad that it’s good?
The one I remember from the 25th;
How do you annoy an octopus? You give it ten tickles.

Still laughing at “What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?”

I dunno, what’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre? (I’m guessing that wasn’t in a cracker).

edit – OP michaelmcc – Michael Mcintyre? You get paid enough to write you own material dude.

I like rehearsing a dirty joke and reciting it as I pretend to read the joke from the cracker.

I’ve just acquired a new noisy horse called Mayo.

Mayo neighs

I like rehearsing a dirty joke and reciting it as I pretend to read the joke from the cracker.

I enjoy doing that too. I once told a joke that I thought was going to give my father-in-law a heart attack, he went purple and couldn’t beathe – from laughter not outrage.

Me too – although I may have pushed good taste a little far at a work do with ‘What’s pink and dusty?’

What’s the best cheese to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone.

What’s pink and dusty?

Also:

Still laughing at “What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?”

Posted 4 hours ago

Don’t give up the day job! Worst comic timing everrrrrrrr

what’s pink and dusty?

I googled it and first hit was thus.

https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/bad-joke-thread/

we got away with a lot back then!

What hides in a bakery at Christmas?

Mince spies.

(Genuine cracker joke.)

What’s ET short for?
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He has little legs

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

This was in my grandson’s cracker:-

How do you cut a big wave?

With a sea saw.