Pfft! What’s with the poncey bread? Granary? Sourdough? You’re kidding, right? It has its place (probably involving goats cheese, roasted red peppers and sun dried tomatoes), but it has no place here!
For cheese on toast, cheese toasties, chip butties and fish finger butties, there can be only one…
Mature cheddar, Worcester sauce…
Job jobbed!