A cyclist goes up to heaven and is being shown around by one of the angels,
After a while they come across a velodrome and there's this bloke just doing lap after lap flat out.
The cyclist turns to the angel and asks 'who's that?'
To which the angel replies 'oh that's God he thinks he's Eddy Merckx'.
So God is a cyclist, and I once heard someone mention something about Christ on a bike.