As in “Caquetaia”…

I’m down with the Cichlids.

3rd highest mountain from near where my family came from. And i was 3rd in our school 100 metres behind 2 quick Jamaicans…constantly.

Simon was already taken so I just made simmy up.

I can’t see a thing without my glasses (or contact lenses)

I have no imagination when it comes to usernames.

Every girls dream to be called Mrs Fry. Just the type of chap you could hug till Tuesday

‘Til Tuesday were a great band, shame I never got to see them play. 😐

Because I’m not very creative. 😳

Because it is what I do.

My nickname has been muz for 20+years but its usually taken on most forums. The steve bits real.

Watchmen.

Olddog new tricks

I had just watched the movie Into the wild, my name is not Alex 🙄

Scientist and teacher.

Have to be crazy to do both jobs.

Also have assembled some mad bikes from my bike parts bin… Live, live!

When i first started online gaming my first name was badsheep but i got loads of sheep shagging abuse so after a running joke with the then gf about (dont ask i cannot remmder how that started) a llama living in her garden shed.
I changed sheep to llama, i like them as well there quiet funky animals lol

The old forum user database had been compromised/delete and we had to register for new usernames and passwords. I had a Stone Roses album playing at the time, this track. I think it was Chrstmas time, so it felt topical.

Only on reflection did I realise what an egotist I sound like if you don’t know link the song… 🙂

I’m not a football fan but my LBS sponsors the second team and members of my ex band play for them.

Bauhaus

Iain M. Banks

If it wasn’t for me none of you would be here

I like The Smiths.

When I had a moustache the guys at work called me Stavros after the Harry Enfield character but Stavros was taken, so I decided on Stavromuller after the character in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy but typo’d it. Sounds a bit sh1t now I’ve actually written it down 😳

My name is Ken so my school days nickname was easy. This is when wrestling on ITV was good, with the likes of Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks, Catweazle and of course Kendonagasaki with his mask 8)

I used to be a sergeant in the marines.
I used to be a sergeant in the french foriegn legion.
I used to be a sergeant in the sas.
I used to be a sergeant in us special forces.
I used to be a sergeant in the flying squad.

Non of that is true its my surname.

Fat Boy At The Back – name chosen well before Fat Lad clothing company appropriated it.

Couldn’t think of anything witty.

I’m a West Ham supporter.

My name is not roger, but my username of choice was already taken.

Very old football nickname. ‘Gerr’it to Langylad on’t wing’

Rata the labrador was our family dog for 17 years until she died in 2014. In between sleeping, eating and farting she handled all social media duties.

Have a guess 😀

It relates to ‘S and S’ motorcycle engines.

It was the bike nearest to me when I signed on.

Some nice bikes in the jobcentre bike shed were there?

Full of Dolans.

Back in the day, there was a trend on the Bikemagic forum to name yourself after you favourite cartoon character, I took IR Baboon.
When I defected to STW, I decided I needed something a bit different, but linked to the Bandito Boardriders as I was stalking PMJ at the time.

Crap really.

Smartarse think-I’m-clever pun on wild boar

A cycling themed tribute to Ewar WooWar, who sadly passed on yesterday, according to SaxonRider

Bush

Cos I worked with a set of clowns at the time of picking a name, Simpson reference (not anymore, changed jobs)

I don’t like nettles