I would rather listen to Moyles than Mills
Best DJ’s on R1 are Coxy and Vernon Kay.
I’d sooner shove an XTR chainset up my nose than listen to any of those.
Personally I think a good use for a large chunk of the licence fee (you could use the East Enders budget for it – I’m sure there are plenty of people who would love to spend 30 minutes amateurishly screaming at each other week in week out for free airtime and Z-lister status) would be to take everyone and everything involved with Radio 1* and pile it all onto a big firework, light it, and watch the whole lot go bang. Then perhaps we could rebuild a station around popular music instead of around meaningless drivel that’s amplified by the meaningless drivel feedback loop of its retarded and unimaginably tedious listeners. “Sandra from Northampton has texted in to say that she’s doing the washing up tonight”, well here’s news Sandra, that’s what we all do every night, you are about as special as a single turd in a massive, massive pile of turds, and even more than Chris Moyles’s hefty salary I hugely resent my licence fee serving to give you a broadcast medium for your witless inanity and mindless tedium. Drag your dismal existence to Facebook and leave public service broadcasting out of it. Sandra from Northampton, get your miserable snivelling backside on that firework and shut the f*** up.
* leave Zane Lowe, he does actually dig up some good stuff and is at least fully interested in the music rather than the meaningless vapid shit that every other R1 DJ sees fit to tell people about