Brazil 2014. The World Cup thread

i have decided to get some halloumi cheese.

Holland appear to have a policy of not crossing halfway. Occasionally they forget, realisation strikes, and they all rush to get it back into their own half again.

We had a thing like fishcakes with little cubes of halloumi in a few weeks ago. It was well weapon.

if nobody is gonna pinch a goal, i might have elevenses.

i have decided to get some halloumi cheese.

Excellent choice

The NED shirt looks less orange when worn with white shorts.

Jamie, try some Tunworth.

You are using Waitrose online, aren’t you?

Also look darker when sopping wet

Not giving messi any room are they

We’d had 6 goals by this point last night…

Van Persie the most caught offside player of the tournament?

Dear god. I love football, I really do, but this is awful. Has there been a chance yet?

Can’t we just give it to Germany and be done

Oof thought that was in

I’m thinking I might do the washing up. I’ll provide my own Andy Townsend style commentary as I go…

This is such a bad game.

it was a goal..almost

It’s an interesting contrast between the geeky cyclists persevering with body parts obviously damaged and macho footballers appearing to be shot and in agony when someone stands on their foot.

Van persie seems impacted by the bug. No doubt hell score now.

It’s an interesting tedious contrast between the geeky cyclists persevering with body parts obviously damaged and macho footballers appearing to be shot and in agony when someone stands on their foot.

now this is more like those premiership derbies rio ferdinand was banging on about! Reminds that great teams can play as bad as england. Unfortunately the converse isnt true 🙂

SOMEBODY DO **** SOMETHING.

It’s an interesting contrast between the geeky cyclists persevering with body parts obviously damaged and macho footballers appearing to be shot and in agony when someone stands on their foot.

It’s fascinating.

SOMEBODY DO **** SOMETHING.

I preferred the original.

It seems to be raining there.

This is probably more interesting than the game itself.

Looks more like heavy drizzle than rain.

It’s tasty.

And it’s naughty.

Guardian minute-by-minute is not amused.

77 min: A free kick to Holland down the left. Sneijder Kuyts it out of play to the right of goal, on the full. You’d need to be 12 feet tall, with a good spring, to get a header on that. This is piss-poor.

I preferred the original

Dang!!

Another 30 minutes I cannot wait

go to bed, or watch the rest?

SODDING DO SOMETHING!!

go to bed, or watch the rest?

Just continue watching. It will probably send you to sleep anyway.

There was a shit pundit called Townsend.
Who everybody thought was a bell-end.
He played for the Oirish
When they weren’t quite so dire-ish
And now his career’s at a dead-end.

another half an hour of this….oh dear.

Oooooooooooo!

Why so many touches Arjen?

Ooh. Was that what they used to call a chance in the olden days? It’s been a while and my memory has been drained by tedium

Someone PLEASE score..

Just skip straight to penalties.

Who’s the Dutch number 16? He is pretty Clasie.