Chew Cardamom seeds – serious?
Yes. A tip my mum gave me, when I was doubled up in pain, once. Within a few minutes, things were much better.
Don’t bother with all that Actimel crap. Spensive stuff, that you can find much cheaper options for. Live yoghurt with spicy food, is a good one. Mint is good, as are a number of other quite nice, not too spensive things. Get your missus to massage your belly, in a clock-wise motion; this will help to allieviate the pressure.
You will end up farting, though.
Sounds like you’ve got wind trapped behind some pretty dense matter. Bit more roughage in the diet might help. Soften things up a bit. Eat more fruit. And then, adjustments to the diet, to reduce gas production. Maybe less beans, or sprouts.
Or, just cut down on the beer and vino…
And Hora; it’s not all ‘trapped gas’, you know. Is it? Be honest, now.