Spoilt Kid™ round the corner had the “Rocket Cycle” version which was even shitter.
I had a rocket cycle. We used to have loads of fun winding it up as fast as you can, then holding it up so the wheel rubbed your ear. Great fun that is until my ear got caught in the cog and stopped the wheel dead. Much blood and screaming!
Also had Action Man, we had a rockery in the garden don’t you know, which was excellent for bases and driving Action Mans tank over. Had 6 million dollar man too!
Bike of course, but it was really just a means of transport to get us to the woods for climbing/falling out of trees, the beach for falling off of cliffs and throwing jelly fish at each other, or the arcades for kicking the tuppeny shovers and running off with the proceeds.