Argos Aliens

I’m starting to warm to the fuzzy blue aliens but I am puzzled by this conundrum; why dont their necks break?

I’m assuming different musculature due to a different gravitational constant on their home planet. Alternatively, a far less dense cranial structure, requiring less support. Any ideas?

are they like people of walmart ?

Could it be that the large cranial cavity is filled with helium?

As they aren’t real. I don’t let the irrational physics of their fictional existence worry me.

slainte 💡 rob

rob – could you just clarify what you mean please?

Do you believe there are no blue aliens?

I’ve seen them on the tellybox. The are real.

I may well believe there are blue aliens.

I choose to believe those blue aliens are not them.

slainte ❗ rob

starting to warm to the fuzzy blue aliens

I don’t get this advert.
Is the shitness of the aliens supposed to be ironic or something? Together with the bad scripting and plot and the hammy omnipresent Bill Nighty doing the voice of the Dad, it makes my piss boil.

is it Caroline Quentin uttering the disturbing “mmm bieber”?

On another note, for omnipresent voiceovers, see Robert Webb.

They’re only there because Richard E Grant was getting too expensive.

Why do they feebly sing ‘..walking in the air’ at the end of the ad? My piss remains at body temperature.

Why do they feebly sing ‘..walking in the air’ at the end of the ad? My piss remains at body temperature.

That makes me smile.

I’m assuming different musculature due to a different gravitational constant on their home planet.

So did they bring that gravitational constant with them?

I’m assuming different musculature due to a different gravitational constant on their home planet.

So did they bring that gravitational constant with them?

Or it was filmed on their home planet

Still think that female one is out of order saying “mmmm Beiber”

Still think that female one is out of order saying “mmmm Beiber”

Why?

Bieber looks less human than they do so it could be that he’s one of them that has a very good makeup artist

Or it was filmed on their home planet

So how come the humans are fine?

wombat – as Mums loving Bieber would break all kinds of laws.

Drac, there are no humans in the ad, it’s filmed by the aliens and then sent to earth for the voiceover/translation to be dubbed on so we can understand it.

There were some in the queue or was this green screen trickery?

Toby1 – indeed it would…..although we’re assumin that they have, erm, compatible hardware 😳

Green screen trickery.

In fact, the USB adaptor was specifically developed to allow this sort of intergalactic co-operation to take place….that’s why the U stands for Universal

Or it was filmed on their home planet

Wow, Argos have branches everywhere.

Cougar- Brilliant!

wombat – as Mums loving Bieber would break all kinds of laws.

Because he’s barely legal and she’s a mother of 2. And got knows how old in Alien years!

I’m surprised that some sap at the Guardian hasn’t written a column claiming that it’s racist yet. The one that appeared in the wake of those meercat adverts was hilarious and funnier still when people realised that it wasn’t a joke.

On surgical investigation I have discovered the neck structures of the ‘blue’ aliens is in fact different in molecular construction to the ‘pink’ variety.

Thus they are able to perform much more strenuous actions of movement.

I hope this helps 😉

Pete- put some alien stuff in your knee!