lets get back to the matter in hand. How much fart would it take to safely land a 747 with failed engines?
given that once the engines fail, everyone on board shits themselves and as we now know that
As the methane content of a fart is lighter than air, the captured gas contributes to keeping the plane airborne
It follows that it ought to be physically impossible for a 747 with failed engines ever to crash
best keep that statistic to ourselves, if word gets out people won’t be scared of crashing anymore and that has the inverse effect that the planes with failed engines could crash again
My head hurts now, maybe its methane poisoning