I’m going on holiday tomorrow so I’ll test all this out on the plane.
My wife gets travel sick so if she vomits shortly after i’ve guffed I’ll assume that the seat didn’t absorb it.
But i’ll need to let some silent ones go too…a loud trump might have some kind of placebo affect causing her to ‘believe’ it smells.
RE the tooting while peddling…I just can’t do it and have to stand up. This usually makes whoever is behind me think i’m aiming my parp at them.
FYI: I think when discussing farting it’s vitally important to use a different term of reference for the aforementioned bottom burps each time you mention it.