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  • apparently I'm going to hell for this
  • rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    i thought he meant for the bars or the beard but no, for desecrating the cathedral steps!

    gotta love social media

    stumpy01
    Full Member

    More info required…. 🙂

    How is cycling down steps anymore desecrating than walking down them?

    Did you lay a cable at the bottom of them, or something?

    jekkyl
    Full Member

    Good effort RD, take that God!

    dirk_pumpa
    Free Member

    What happened to your bars?

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    What happened to your bars?

    there was a near miss with a heavenly thunderbolt, they melted.

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    isn’t that a 29er ?

    hell’s too good for the likes of you – there’s only one way to revitalise your soul, and you know it. 666B

    Whathaveisaidnow
    Free Member

    …it’ll be warmer than here…brrr

    tazzymtb
    Full Member

    Well to be fair it was paid for by terrorising the serfs into fear of damnation and theft of proprty and land ownership by thw church on a spectacular level, so it belongs to the people more than it belongs to a group of dress wearing altar boy abusers

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    there’s only one way to revitalise your soul, and you know it. 666B

    It makes the road to hell really come alive.

    annebr
    Free Member

    Heretic! Burn him!

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Meh, I rode down the steps inside our old church – cheered on by the minister…
    Bless you my child.

    fatsimonmk2
    Free Member

    This “threat” relies on the fact that you believe in god,hell etc if you don’t then by extention your not cause it not real 😈

    maxtorque
    Full Member

    I can see what they mean, but after all isn’t just riding down them a bit, er, dull. I can’t imagine the devil would just ride down them, surely She’d send a massive Huck to Flat off the top, right?

    taxi25
    Free Member

    Why were you riding down the steps and having your picture taken.
    Just a silly stunt hoping to offend people ? Seems pretty childish to me.
    But no you won’t go to hell.

    Dickyboy
    Full Member

    Why were you riding down the steps and having your picture taken

    RD = self publicist

    Whathaveisaidnow
    Free Member

    apparently I’m going to hell for this

    …what tyres for a hand cart?

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    RD = self publicist

    Really?

    maybe for the race team (NWAlpsVeloCake btw potential sponsors)

    cookeaa
    Full Member

    I expect that photo does make the baby Jeebus cry.

    More due to the scary beard and wonky bar combo than misuse of the Lords stairs…

    teamhurtmore
    Free Member

    What is the problem with any of this? No harm done, nice picture and a happy rider….

    …and the opp for the expected offensive comment.

    uselesshippy
    Free Member

    I maybe going to hell, but I’m gonna be smiling when I get there.

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    taxi25 – Member

    Why were you riding down the steps and having your picture taken.
    Just a silly stunt hoping to offend people ? Seems pretty childish to me.

    well, here’s the story, in 2010 i was a fatty who pretty much did no riding so to motivate myself i bought a camera and decided I’d take one picture every ride, note the mileage and write a blog. three years later I’m 3st lighter, ridden over 7000 miles and am fitter in my 40’s than i’ve ever been. unfortunately over 180 rides a year means that i have to get a bit creative with the pictures to keep them interesting for myself and to look back on, so yes self timer pictures have to be done.
    sorry if this offends

    teamhurtmore
    Free Member

    Nice picture and to be clear my “offensive” bit related to other comments. Good story too.

    senorj
    Full Member

    Fair play – I like the pics etc but did baby Jesus melt the handlebars?

    Keef
    Free Member

    is that a geared bike ? u deserve hell…..

    😉

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    RD, can I just say you are a handsome fella – it’s the beard.

    More selfies whilst riding please; miss them 😀

    10
    Full Member

    I require an ‘arm above head selfie’ of you riding the steps to have a deity’s eye view before I can pass judgement. My child.

    fenred
    Free Member

    Great shot!

    Pair of horns zip-tied to your lid would have made that pic PUUURFiCK! 😈

    TuckerUK
    Free Member

    Why were you riding down the steps and having your picture taken.
    Just a silly stunt hoping to offend people?

    Unlike your post naturally.

    stuey
    Free Member

    Jesus rides Mavericks (too).

    eyerideit
    Free Member

    am fitter in my 40’s than…

    Jeez, I thought you were older than that.

    Maybe it’s the beard. 😀

    Anyho, I suppose you could expect a crucifix shaped branch through your spokes when you least expect it.

    jamj1974
    Full Member

    If there is a God I’m sure he doesn’t give a shit about you riding down the steps!

    boxfish
    Free Member

    The Devil Rides Out Mince-core

    brakes
    Free Member

    rockethellhound

    The Devil Wears Rapha

    robdob
    Free Member

    If there is a God I’m sure he doesn’t give a shit about you riding down the steps!

    No he doesn’t mind, don’t worry. 🙂

    I’d invite you to ride down the steps at our church, but it was built with no steps for good disabled access, so just kerbs to hop!

    EDIT ……with plenty of dropped sections for the wheelchairs if there’s any nitpickers… 😉

    CalamityJames
    Free Member

    RD, ignore the haters. Keep doing what you enjoy. I read the blog/site and enjoy the overview and pictures.

    You have inspired me to take a picture a ride, though I don’t blog it. Great looking back over the months/seasons/years.

    chiefgrooveguru
    Full Member

    I’d always assumed you were just a massive attention seeker. Now I’ve read this:

    well, here’s the story, in 2010 i was a fatty who pretty much did no riding so to motivate myself i bought a camera and decided I’d take one picture every ride, note the mileage and write a blog. three years later I’m 3st lighter, ridden over 7000 miles and am fitter in my 40’s than i’ve ever been. unfortunately over 180 rides a year means that i have to get a bit creative with the pictures to keep them interesting for myself and to look back on, so yes self timer pictures have to be done.

    …I see that I was wrong. Keep doing what you’re doing! 🙂

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    Great to know Calamity James 🙂

    benpinnick
    Full Member

    Surely the god-botherers should lie down and let you run them over too? Turn the other cheek and all that jazz?

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Really RD, you were a fatty??
    Well every days a school day eh.. 😀

    After that admission RD I think I admire you even more, well bloody done you and what better way to log your progress than Pics.. Bloody good idea.

    I too miss the selfies.. More please good lad 😉

    Euro
    Free Member

    When you get to hell, give me a shout and we’ll go for a ride. Your stem looks like a little skull, is it?

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