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  • Premier Icon rOcKeTdOg
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    i thought he meant for the bars or the beard but no, for desecrating the cathedral steps!

    gotta love social media

    stumpy01
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    More info required…. πŸ™‚

    How is cycling down steps anymore desecrating than walking down them?

    Did you lay a cable at the bottom of them, or something?

    jekkyl
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    Good effort RD, take that God!

    dirk_pumpa
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    What happened to your bars?

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    What happened to your bars?

    there was a near miss with a heavenly thunderbolt, they melted.

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    isn’t that a 29er ?

    hell’s too good for the likes of you – there’s only one way to revitalise your soul, and you know it. 666B

    …it’ll be warmer than here…brrr

    tazzymtb
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    Well to be fair it was paid for by terrorising the serfs into fear of damnation and theft of proprty and land ownership by thw church on a spectacular level, so it belongs to the people more than it belongs to a group of dress wearing altar boy abusers

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    there’s only one way to revitalise your soul, and you know it. 666B

    It makes the road to hell really come alive.

    Premier Icon annebr
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    Heretic! Burn him!

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    Meh, I rode down the steps inside our old church – cheered on by the minister…
    Bless you my child.

    fatsimon mk2
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    This “threat” relies on the fact that you believe in god,hell etc if you don’t then by extention your not cause it not real 😈

    maxtorque
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    I can see what they mean, but after all isn’t just riding down them a bit, er, dull. I can’t imagine the devil would just ride down them, surely She’d send a massive Huck to Flat off the top, right?

    taxi25
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    Why were you riding down the steps and having your picture taken.
    Just a silly stunt hoping to offend people ? Seems pretty childish to me.
    But no you won’t go to hell.

    Dickyboy
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    Why were you riding down the steps and having your picture taken

    RD = self publicist

    apparently I’m going to hell for this

    …what tyres for a hand cart?

    Premier Icon rOcKeTdOg
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    RD = self publicist

    Really?

    maybe for the race team (NWAlpsVeloCake btw potential sponsors)

    Premier Icon cookeaa
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    I expect that photo does make the baby Jeebus cry.

    More due to the scary beard and wonky bar combo than misuse of the Lords stairs…

    Premier Icon teamhurtmore
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    What is the problem with any of this? No harm done, nice picture and a happy rider….

    …and the opp for the expected offensive comment.

    uselesshippy
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    I maybe going to hell, but I’m gonna be smiling when I get there.

    Premier Icon rOcKeTdOg
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    taxi25 – Member

    Why were you riding down the steps and having your picture taken.
    Just a silly stunt hoping to offend people ? Seems pretty childish to me.

    well, here’s the story, in 2010 i was a fatty who pretty much did no riding so to motivate myself i bought a camera and decided I’d take one picture every ride, note the mileage and write a blog. three years later I’m 3st lighter, ridden over 7000 miles and am fitter in my 40’s than i’ve ever been. unfortunately over 180 rides a year means that i have to get a bit creative with the pictures to keep them interesting for myself and to look back on, so yes self timer pictures have to be done.
    sorry if this offends

    Premier Icon teamhurtmore
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    Nice picture and to be clear my “offensive” bit related to other comments. Good story too.

    Premier Icon senor j
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    Fair play – I like the pics etc but did baby Jesus melt the handlebars?

    Keef
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    is that a geared bike ? u deserve hell…..

    πŸ˜‰

    Premier Icon bearnecessities
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    RD, can I just say you are a handsome fella – it’s the beard.

    More selfies whilst riding please; miss them πŸ˜€

    Premier Icon 10
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    I require an ‘arm above head selfie’ of you riding the steps to have a deity’s eye view before I can pass judgement. My child.

    fenred
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    Great shot!

    Pair of horns zip-tied to your lid would have made that pic PUUURFiCK! 😈

    TuckerUK
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    Why were you riding down the steps and having your picture taken.
    Just a silly stunt hoping to offend people?

    Unlike your post naturally.

    stuey
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    Jesus rides Mavericks (too).

    eyerideit
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    am fitter in my 40’s than…

    Jeez, I thought you were older than that.

    Maybe it’s the beard. πŸ˜€

    Anyho, I suppose you could expect a crucifix shaped branch through your spokes when you least expect it.

    Premier Icon jamj1974
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    If there is a God I’m sure he doesn’t give a shit about you riding down the steps!

    boxfish
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    The Devil Rides Out Mince-core

    brakes
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    rockethellhound

    The Devil Wears Rapha

    robdob
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    If there is a God I’m sure he doesn’t give a shit about you riding down the steps!

    No he doesn’t mind, don’t worry. πŸ™‚

    I’d invite you to ride down the steps at our church, but it was built with no steps for good disabled access, so just kerbs to hop!

    EDIT ……with plenty of dropped sections for the wheelchairs if there’s any nitpickers… πŸ˜‰

    RD, ignore the haters. Keep doing what you enjoy. I read the blog/site and enjoy the overview and pictures.

    You have inspired me to take a picture a ride, though I don’t blog it. Great looking back over the months/seasons/years.

    I’d always assumed you were just a massive attention seeker. Now I’ve read this:

    well, here’s the story, in 2010 i was a fatty who pretty much did no riding so to motivate myself i bought a camera and decided I’d take one picture every ride, note the mileage and write a blog. three years later I’m 3st lighter, ridden over 7000 miles and am fitter in my 40’s than i’ve ever been. unfortunately over 180 rides a year means that i have to get a bit creative with the pictures to keep them interesting for myself and to look back on, so yes self timer pictures have to be done.

    …I see that I was wrong. Keep doing what you’re doing! πŸ™‚

    Premier Icon rOcKeTdOg
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    Great to know Calamity James πŸ™‚

    Premier Icon benpinnick
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    Surely the god-botherers should lie down and let you run them over too? Turn the other cheek and all that jazz?

    bikebouy
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    Really RD, you were a fatty??
    Well every days a school day eh.. πŸ˜€

    After that admission RD I think I admire you even more, well bloody done you and what better way to log your progress than Pics.. Bloody good idea.

    I too miss the selfies.. More please good lad πŸ˜‰

    Euro
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    When you get to hell, give me a shout and we’ll go for a ride. Your stem looks like a little skull, is it?

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