I used to have a pair but lost them somewhere. Must go on a hunt, I think they’re in the tardis cupboard under the stairs.
The converse weren’t an issue, it was when I put a pair of the wife’s ‘jeggings’ on as well to look like a hipster that the kids forbade me leaving the house. I was never going to…… but then again we will never use nuclear weapons either. Simply knowing that they exist (the converse / jeggings / band T-shirt outfit) makes them fear what I could do to them if I had to, and that’s enough.
Thankfully, no pics exist, the wife was crying with laughter and couldn’t find a camera in time.
(Nearly 46 BTW)