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  • Abandoned cake. Would you?
  • jojoA1
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    YOu sit down at a busy cafe and at the uncleared table, there is a plate with a slice of pristine chocolate cake, the owner of which has definitely left the building….. would you?

    Premier Icon geoffj
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    Premier Icon piedi di formaggio
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    Yes (but blame someones elses dog / children)

    steve-g
    Member

    only if you like being drug raped

    RudeBoy
    Member

    Waste not….

    As long as it haddunt been hanging around for too long.

    Premier Icon geoffj
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    duh, free cake!

    jojoA1
    Member

    Can’t do pics, it’s all gone now… Feel a bit woozy but I think that’s the sugar… πŸ˜‰

    Moses
    Member

    I would, I have done.
    Yum.

    jojoA1 – Member
    Can’t do pics, it’s all gone now… Feel a bit woozy but I think that’s the rohypnol…

    Gosh.

    PeterPoddy
    Member

    Free cake? You’re not wrong I would!

    It would be verging on criminal neglect not to, IMO
    πŸ˜€

    mudshark
    Member

    People are starving in Africa.

    jojoA1
    Member

    How about if it had been a plate of chips and half a burger though?

    PeterPoddy
    Member

    I don’t eat burgers.

    jojoA1
    Member

    But if you did… It’s half a one remember.

    enfht
    Member

    make sure you know what rhohipnol tastes like beforehand though πŸ˜•

    jojoA1
    Member

    Ahah, the naysayers are coming out of the woodwork.

    willard
    Member

    Rhipnol tastes different depending on whether you ingest it or have it IV. Both times I have had it have been IV and it tastes metallic.

    Never had it any other way, but I would imagine it would be either tasteless in cake or make it slightly bitter.

    Either way, I’d probably go for the cake, despite the black look from the missus, but I’d give the chips and half a burger a miss. Chips are bad for you.

    trailmonkey
    Member

    Which half of the burger ? a) The top half with the ketchup or b) the bottom with the mayo, or c) has it been half eaten leaving both mayo and ketchup but a layer of stranger saliva along the halved edge of the burger ?

    a & b yes
    c no.

    jojoA1
    Member

    Half eaten vertically rather than horizontally.

    Oh, and how to you ‘taste’ IV anything? Surely it bypasses the tasting facilities.

    Vertical burger?

    This can only end badly from here on in……

    jojoA1
    Member

    With or without lettuce leaves?

    IGMC

    willard
    Member

    Jojo… I don’t know, but you do. Horrible taste for about a second, then you pass out.

    FoxyChick
    Member

    Not sure about cake…but I know I’ve had a glass of wine left on a table in a pub!!…after a few though! (I only know cos MrFC told me I did!!) 8)

    -m-
    Member

    Was in the pub near our office once, playing pool and having a quick drink one lunctime. When we arrived there was the remains of someone’s lunch on a table near where we stood – a fair size portion of mash, some gravy and an apparently untouched sausage.

    Member of staff came to clear it away. “Bit of a waste, that” she says. Making polite conversation I respond with “you could always reheat it!”. 10 minutes later she came back with it… reheated… for me… Nice :-O

    jojoA1
    Member

    FC, I used to be a veteran minesweeper. Can’t do it these days, for numerous reasons, one being I’ve virtually stopped drinking or going out.

    FoxyChick
    Member

    Can’t do it these days, for numerous reasons, one being I’ve virtually stopped drinking or going out. 😯 8)

    mrgibbons
    Member

    eat the cake.

    RepacK
    Member

    Depends if anyone was watching, Im shy you see.. πŸ˜•

    chewkw
    Member

    No.

    πŸ™„

    Kit
    Member

    I used to work in a cinema and would regularly hoover up any left-over pic n’ mix and remains of tubs of maltesers/minstrels/m&m’s. Given how much they cost, I couldn’t believe how much some folk used to leave! Never got ill, although I think it contributed to the 6 fillings and one tooth removal I had at the time… So, yes, eat the cake πŸ˜€

    MrNutt
    Member

    empty cafe?
    abandoned cake?

    I’d pick it up and rub it all over my face then go and buy some charcoal briquettes from a nearby service station, why? because I CAN! OK! OK? OK! 0K! O K!

    Keef
    Member

    rude not to.

    simonfbarnes
    Member

    only if you like being drug raped

    and sex too ? SORTED!! (Actually, Barnes is willin without drug assistance πŸ™‚

    RudeBoy
    Member

    I remeber sitting outside a pub once, having a couple with some mates. A bloke sitting on his own at the next table gets up and fecks off, leaving an untouched pint there. After about 15-20 mins, bloke hazzunt come back. So, one of me mates just takes it and starts drinking it. The bloke’s not coming back now, surely.

    At least 10 minutes later, the bloke comes back! Asks us if we saw what happened to the pint he’d left there. Me mate who’d snaffled it say’s ‘oh, I think one of the staff mustuv cleared it away’, whilst holding the very same glass in his hand. Bloke strides off to have a moan at the staff. We saw him through the window, having a heated argument with the bar staff. He comes back out. Stands there about 5 yards away, glaring at us. Me mate raises the now nearly empty glass, and gives him a nod. The rest of us are by now struggling to keep it together. The bloke snorts, turns on his heel, and storms off. We collapse into fits of laughter.

    One of the girls comes out, and me mate confesses he took the pint, as he thought ittud been abandoned. She just laughs, and says ‘oh, don’t worry about it, the bloke’s an a-hole’.

    Now, me mate woon’t ever have tooken it, had he genuinely thought the bloke was coming back. After 15-20 mins, you’d assume he’d have buggered off, right? He took his top and bag with him, so we’d assumed he weren’t coming back.

    Question is, where TF had he been for nearly half an hour? In the bogs, trying to squeeze/knock one out? You don’t leave a brand new pint and **** off for that length of time, and expect it to be there when you come back, surely?

    Strange behaviour, that. Always puzzled us.

    Someone had ordered a burger and chips once, paid for it, then left. Girl came out, asked who’d ordered it, no response. So, I said, jokingly, ‘I’ll have it, if no-one wants it’. ‘Here you go then’, she said, and put it down in front of me! Result!

    simonfbarnes
    Member

    me mate woon’t ever have tooken it

    ‘tooken’ – there’s an underused past participle :o)

    as in, “I never tooked it, it were im”

    RudeBoy
    Member

    Tsk..

    ‘Taked’ it, or ‘takeded it’, Barnes… πŸ™„

    Get it right…

    simonfbarnes
    Member

    I wouldner…

    RudeBoy
    Member

    You have much to learn, Young Barnes; much to learn…

    bigrich
    Member

    to quote superhans, the secret ingredient is crime

    jojoA1
    Member

    The cake was very tasty, if anyone cares. I left the burger though πŸ˜†

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