My old neighbour, who lived nextdoor for 8 years was called Louise. A lovely normal woman playing against STW type it seems

She’s just moved out (no, nothing to do with me, honest!) and my new neighbour has just moved in. By some weird warp in the quantum force, it turns out she also is called Louise. I await to see if she is fully STW “louise” mental with baited breath. Wish me luck 🙂

Does she drive a Fiat 500?

no, sadly not.

She has a Fiesta, which sounds less like the sort of car owned by a professional mentalist

From personal experience you get the full Louise experience if they drive either a Smart ForTwo or a BMW 1 Series Cabrio.

Is there a clause in the deeds of next door about only Louises being allowed to dwell there?

You sound very experienced with Louises, so i bow to your superior knowledge….. 😉

Erm I’ve seemed to have missed this whole thing.

Could somebody bring me up to speed?

I only ask as it’s my wife’s name!

Could explain a few things 😂

It’s like Fight club. The first rule is……..

The first rule is……..

No running in the corridors

No ducking or diving, and ABSOLUTELY no heavy petting……..

I only ask as it’s my wife’s name!

#PrayFor @pat12

Are we praying he survives or goes with a smile on his face???

I only ask as it’s my wife’s name!

Run… run like the wind and never look back.

TBH, this seems to be a bit creepy.

Run… run like the wind and never look back.

Surely with this being a bike forum he should Ride, ride like the wind?

I understand however that he’s got such a long way to go, to make it to the border of Mexico.

TBH, this seems to be a bit creepy.

You have met her then.

Garage-dweller. Chapeau

You won the Internet today garage-dweller. 🤣

bum her dog!
how she reacts will tell you all you need to know.

bum her dog!

You are the male equivalent of a Louise then?

I went out with a Louise. She was from Barnsley.
Quite a combination. Castle Bravo springs to mind.

Wealthy family; dad was a partner in a law firm but mad as geese.
The nine year old daughter was allowed a Babycham of a weekend.

derek_starship

You are the male equivalent of a Louise then?

Would that be Louis? Or Lewis?

How did you know she has a dog? Do most Louises have dogs? (the last one didn’t)

I must be too new for the original Louise thread (anyone got a link) but I’ve seen it on here many times to at least partially work it out.

My experience is those with the middle name Louise, who use it on facebook – i.e. “Jane Louise Doe” are the mental huns.
“live love laugh babes xxxx wot am i like left me micheal kors purse in maccies” types.

Wonder if its a generational or geographic difference.