OP, you’ve got too much stuff!! And living on father-in-law’s farm, that’s from someone who’s coming to terms with the concept of “we can’t throw that out, it might come in useful one day”. One margarine tube? Granted, could be useful. 500 of the buggers? Not so much.
Our shed count is as follows:
Big barn: Upstairs – 859 unused chitting trays (and a large hole in the roof). Downstairs – about 20 years’ worth of rubbish, accumulating pending there being enough to drag to the top field to burn.
Small barn: See “downstairs”, above
Freezer shed: 1 x freezer (not working). 1 x tumble drier (not working). Approx 250 mugs, cups, and assorted crockery (not used, but “may come in useful”). Sundry bits of wood just wanting chopping up and they’ll be top-grade firewood. Or maybe not.
Woodwork workshop: 17 assorted armchairs (at least 50 years old and in desperate need of reupholstering (or burning – see above)), several hundred electric fence posts, several dozen floor tiles, no actual wood-word materials.
Bike shed: 3 bins of horse food. Half a jungle of ivy (chopped off at the roots, but still growing through the roof), 8 bikes, a tool wall and one fewer window than there should be.
Fancy coming down here and sorting it out??