‘Dundee couple in court for stealing a sex toy and custard creams’

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Dundee couple in court for stealing sex toy and custard creams

What no irn-bru? The guys clearly no gent with the ginger!

otherwise a class night out in Dundee

Wtaf

Is there a market for second hand sex toys?

Is there a market for second hand sex toys?

Depends whether used, and by whom.

Standard night out in Dundee by the sounds of it…

Is there a market for second hand sex toys?

A charge of reset = receiving stolen goods?  First time I’ve happened across this phrase.

Is there a market for second hand sex toys?

A friend of mine says there definitely is. *ahem*

receiving stolen goods

Define ‘receiving’…. 😲

receiving swollen goods

a bottle of perfume and a clock.

I had to read that twice before I realised it said ‘clock’.

A charge of reset = receiving stolen goods? First time I’ve happened across this phrase.

Its what its called in scots law.

When I lived in Dundee as a lad, there was none of this sex toy nonsense.

We had Dundonian quines instead.

And the best putdown I’ve ever heard “If paa’er waz waa’er, ye’d drip”*
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*If patter was water (tried to type it as it sounded)

@epicyclo outstanding

As an ex Dundee boy, all I can say is that they must be debauched ferry punters. Foreplay here is putting your kebab on a dry part of the bus shelter floor.