How do you know you’ve reached maximum schralp?

This was the topic of discussion in the car today. I blame Ben Cathro, who also left my kids with the phrase “Send it for the goat” after a weekend of technical coaching using gems such as that…

You crash.

I think it depends on how many likes your sick edit gets when you drop it.

It’s when Josh Lewis follows you on Instagram.

Maximum Schralp – was that the bloke off of Gladiator ?

If so I’d suggest when your foe lies dead at your feet, or maybe you’ve made it over a double without crying

When you whip so hard you land 10mins before you took off

My riding partners tell me I need a new pair of shorts. 😉

My riding partners tell me I need a new pair of shorts.

Read it again. He said schralp, not shart.

Read it again. He said schralp, not shart.

And what makes you think I misread it?

Schralp is a wet shart.

Just listen in your head…

When you have the likes of Laurie Greenland, the Seagraves, the Sandlers, Kade Edwards, Louis Meade amongst others commenting “Sick Bro!” on your Instagram account.

No, no, not me. A talented and up and coming young rider that I know.

Isn’t that when the barnacles weigh more than the boat?

When you have a film crew filming your film crew filming you.

You don’t ever reach it, like your abilities if you practice often, it keeps moving on.

Your riding buddies give you a fist pump at the bottom of every run? You Only Ride Park? You think you have tinnitus, but it is in fact just the drone following you to get some more shots on yet another sick edit.

You can’t really listen to my opinions, I listen to Radio 2.

What Mr Barton says, keep learning.

The true sign of having reached maxshralp, and the subsequent tumble off of the mince cliff, is the purchase of a gravel bike.

WTF, it’s not even a real word !

You never know, until you look back mournfully and realise you’ll never schralp as hard as you once did…

Well I, for one, prefer Matts threads about deep meaningful questions, as opposed to his simple in/out ones….

If you’re asking, you haven’t reached it yet.

Well I, for one, prefer Matts threads about deep meaningful questions, as opposed to his simple in/out ones….

I bloody do to….

#regret

the subsequent tumble off of the mince cliff

Oh, that’s lovely.

Ben Cathro

I think I climbed that once on a family trip to the Lakes.

#redsockjokes

Must have Skidded

I can’t remember it was so long ago …

Send it for the goat ..here is a link ..

http://www.buttercups.org.uk/

😎😉

Well I certainly haven’t reached it, I don’t even know how to pronounce it !