England will beat Fiji (just) and then Wales before getting mullered by the Wallabies and losing George Ford injured.
SL will say that the team are “improving” despite the loss and that they had a “very good team meeting” after the game.
They will then face Scotland in the quarter, as they’ve sensationally beaten the Boks, where Owen Farrell stars in a 6-3 trouncing.
On to the semi where the ABs race into a 50 point lead before Cipriani comes off the bench for his first appearance in the RWC (and last ever cap) with ten minutes left and sparks a three try revival as England lose 50-21.
Afterwards SL will say that, despite the loss, we are “improving” as evidenced by “us winning the last ten minutes”.
This secures his job until 2019 and we suffer four more years of middle-management inspired mediocrity – securing the runners-up spot in the 6N on annual basis before failing to win the RWC (again).