1st law of Masterchef

Ice cream NEVER sets.

Just in case you’re applying – HTH.

and always include a buttery biscuit base.

Don’t forget your posh telephone voice…..

Is it just me or is Aki the proverbial ‘box of frogs’?

my 1st rule of masterchef is

dont watch masterchef

and always include a buttery biscuit base.

If you insist…

Always take your own massively heavy pans. That way you can beat the shouty bastards around the head more efficiently whenever they start asking **** stupid questions.

“So do you want to win?”

SMASH!

torsoinalake – Member
Is it just me or is Aki the proverbial ‘box of frogs”?

Absolutely!

But I’m strangely drawn to her….. 😯

Absolutely!

But I’m strangely drawn to her…..

me too.. with my strangling hands at the ready..

I’m having difficulty feeling the love this year.. it’s hard to maintain the enthusiasm when it’s on less than 4 times per week.. 🙁

It amazes me that every episode they can ask: “How much do you want it?” (in the “Suits You” style) without even so much as a smirk.

Don’t do chocolate fondant.