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that would be one of these
My mother slapped me once .....ONCE
"What the hell are we supposed to use man, harsh language?" (Frost in 'Aliens')
Drill Sergeant: And where do you little darlings think you're off to?
Reggie Kray: Home, for a cup of tea with our mum.
"and you are?"
"Plenty"
*Bond looks her up and down*
"why of course you are."
"Plenty O'Toole"
"Named for your father, perhaps?"
Spiderpig, Spiderpig...
Eli: You know what the best part about my gay dads is?
Adam: What?
Eli: They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends.
And, not a film, but hey:
"Get off me you bummer!"
"what's that?"
"anti shark cage"
"anti shark cage?...cage goes in the water?...you go in the cage?....shark's in the water?....'Farewell and Adieu to you fair Spanish Maidens........"
"it's good when a man knows his limitations..."
The whole Rory Breaker "I'll kill ya" speech to Nick the Bubble..ending...."In fact Nicholarse...."
"Don't let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking"
"Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now." - Kill Bill
"It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality." Kill Bill
"Unicron: I have summoned you here for a purpose.
Megatron: Nobody summons Megatron.
Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the first." - Transformers (screw Citizen Kane, it was Orson Welles' best film!)
And of course...
"SILENCE!"
Masque of the Red Death:
Prospero: There is no other God! Satan killed him!
Francesca: Is there anything to fear in that room?
Prospero: For the uninvited, there is much to fear.
Man in red: Why should you be afraid to die? Your soul has been dead for a long long time.
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
I should really get a sticker with that on it for my bike...
"You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence"
Time Bandits
"Has it suddenly got dark in here or am I having a stroke"
Jack O Neill SG1
and of course
"Klytus I'm bored.......what plaything can you offer me today?"
that's not my dog
"this town needs an enema!" Jack Nicholson as the joker in batman 😉
"it begins with A and rhymes smuchmorshion"
followed by
"Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous"
knocked up
"That's not America, that ain't even Mexico!" (Simpsons episode, not a film)
and
"Cornetto." (Shaun of the Dead)
"I may be a ba*d, but I'm not a *ing ba****d"
From Dusk Til Dawn
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
Anything that Brian Blessed says in Flash Gordon.
samuri - Member
Also, "I haven't been * like that since my prom night" from Fight Club.
You must have been watching the sanitised for TV version samuri, she actually says:
[url= http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/quotes#qt0479103 ]"My God. I haven't been fed like that since [i]grade school[/i]."
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which is a much worse/better/more-disturbing line (given that grade school is roughly equivalent to primary school).
valet: you must have shot a lot of tigers
croker: yes - i used a machine gun...
"My God. I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school."
That line was supposed to be 'Oh Tyler, I want to have your abortion' but the studio objected. David Fincher agreed to change it provided they accepted whatever he replaced it with...
Not quite favorite, but still worth a watch!
I fart in your general direction!
Once again the wretched creature has ruined my day! It will die. It will DIE!
You have no frame of reference in this conversation Donny. You're like a child...
more seriously,
and
'Round up the usual suspects!' - Casablanca.
Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?
But this one goes to eleven. it's one louder.
Boards don't hit back.
You can't steal a warehouse, it's big and heavy and stuck to the ground.
Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash.
"We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out."
Full Metal Jacket
That film is filled with gems.
I like these calm little moments before the storm, it reminds me of Beethoven.
"let's get down to brass tacks, how much for the ape ?"
'We've gone on holiday by mistake...'
**Bad Word Alert**
We live in a kingdom of reigns, where royalty comes in gangs. Come on, lads, the sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall, and we shall be forced to camp.
''Im going to take that bat, shove it up your ass and turn you into a popsicle''.
THE WORRIORS.
[b]"Stupid f-ing white man"[/b]
Gary Farmer's "Nobody" in [url= http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112817/ ]"Dead Man"[/url]
You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no ****in' teeth!
"Pilchard curry is a very economical dish"
"calling it your job don't make it right, Boss."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
"I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind"
etc
Hey @55hole, This is the ultimate fV<k you, I just poked your wife - Tin Men.
Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town. - Army of Darkness
"Get away from her you BITCH"
"We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die loses".
oh, and
"Careful man, there's a beverage here."
"Duncan, you have few admirable qualities, but taken as a whole I was wrong to think so highly of you".
last of the mohicans