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"shut up and sit down, you big bald ****"
Avi -Snatch
You show me how to control a wild ****ing gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.
Turkish - Snatch
"Dan Merrino should definatley buy this car, but not this one, im gonna **** this one up",
"NYPD, stands for Knock your punk ass down"
"If you want to be a big cop in a small town then **** Off to the model village"
"i'm not a very good shot, but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets"
I have LOADS but cant think of any off the top of my head :s
Gilesey - MemberMy bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me ... suck cock by choice.
Oh yes. Deadwood. Tom Nuttall. My favourite DVD box set.
Try this final line from the movie (I've just watched it):
"Does anybody understand the life they've lived, or think that it was long enough"?
AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every mother****er in the room; accept no substitutes
Ordell Robbie - Jackie Brown
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how on earth has nobody posted this yet?
there's the well known one, but my personal favourite from the film is
"you, you're ok. this one, real f****** ugly"
honourable mention goes to
"nice shirt mate, do they make them for men?"
from Chopper (used endlessly by a friend o' mine when we're in any vaguely s****y pub)
right, back to lurking
"Your not a doctor, your just a curly headed ****!"
Stepbrothers.
Or
Gotta be;
'Can you help us please? We've come on holiday by mistake.' Withnail.
Does it count if it needs the build-up to maeke sense?
"We would love to accept your surrender, but I'm afraid we don't have the faciilities to take you all prisoner"
A Bridge Too Far
spasmic gherkin beat me to it, best film quote ever.
Also, "I haven't been ****ed like that since my prom night" from Fight Club.
Your not much use to me alive are you Turkish.
Its a f###ing anti aircraft gun Vincent!
"Mmm This is a tasty burger..."
let's get down to brass tacks, how much for the ape ?
From Team America.
Spotswood - "Please Gary, I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to **** your mouth and my time is extremely valuable."
[url= http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes ]I believe this is what this thread needs...[/url]
"You are only suppose to blow the bloody doors off"- Italian Job
"What do you mean they cut the power, they are only animals man" - Aliens
From 3:20. Worth watching the whole clip tho...
Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and f*** my sister [punch]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Right turn, Clyde
"is this a goddamn" Beavis and butthead do America
Bond, James Bond.
...and Don't forget a couple of great lines from In Bruges
"One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal"
and
"They're filming midgets!"
Also from In Bruges:
"It's a facking inanimate object!"
"You're entering a world of pain"
"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"
Pretty much anything Bricktop says.
Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
"I don't know, there IS an abundance of weiner here..."
Yes... You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.
"It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the ****ing Century! In fact, **** it Nick, I think I'll keep it!"
Lock Stock.
" Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window."
Blackhawk Down.
Beavis: I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.
"Put the bunny... back in the box"
"I'm a long ****uing way from alright"
Marsellus Wallace , having just been buggered in Pulp Fiction .
Seeing as a Carry on film is on my TV at the moment:
"Infamy. Infamy. They've all got it in for me!"
"Nurse Bell? Well ding a ling!"
And as Zoolander above is deliberately ignoring his eponymous film:
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"
"Here's Johnny"
You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!
In Bruges.
[i]You know what he'll do when he comes back? Beat my teeth out, then kick me in the stomach for mumbling[/i].
Marlowe
The Barnes Wallis Quote - amazingly epic!
Ministry Official: You say you need a Wellington Bomber for test drops. They're worth their weight in gold. Do you really think the authorities will lend you one? What possible argument could I put forward to get you a Wellington?
Barnes Wallis: Well, if you told them I designed it, do you think that might help?
[i]Good afternoon my arse, you boche bastard. Come on put your hands up. [/i]
farmer with pitch fork BoB
'Nice norks'*
Swordfish
John Travolta to Halle Berry
*may not be an actual line.
Another from Full Metal Jacket
"How tall are you soldier?"
"Five foot nine sir"
"I didn't know they could stack shit that high!"
Not a film, but still a classic line;
[i]"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command!"[/i]
I'm Brian and so's my wife...
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly...
[i]The first rule of fight club is...[/i]
Dodgeball:
"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to **** a doorknob!"
on a similar theme
"Go get your shinebox"