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What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
(Peter Sellers, Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964))
Where George Kennedy says "Lord dont strike me blind" as the girl is washing the car in Cool Hand Luke.
''im sick of these muthaf@ckin snakes on this muthaf@ckin plane!''
''ive seen things you people wouldnt believe''
''All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
Time to die.''
In terms one liners that make me laugh, nothing has more bang for buck than Bad Santa.
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Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
Kid: You are really Santa, right?
Willie: No, I'm an accountant. I wear this ****ing thing as a fashion statement, alright?
Heyyyyy . . . . **** him in the ear, . . . . whadya talkin about, . . . **** him in the other ear . . .
"Well that's just like, your opinion, man"
Best comeback ever
Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
This man has no dick.
He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!
I'm a Jew... I'm small... I'm homosexual... and I live in Sheffield... I'm fu**ed. (History Boys)
Makes me wee a bit every time I hear it - love this film!!!
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos
You could basically just run through the whole script of the Big Lebowski. and Spinal Tap:
There's a very fine line between clever and stupid
David and Nigel are like poets, you know, like Shelley or Byron, or people like that. The two totally distinct types of visionaries, it’s like fire and ice, and I feel my role in the band is to be kind of the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.
Right ? WRONG !
Nothing is over. Nothing! You just don't turn it off. It wasn't my war. You asked me, I didn't ask you, and I did what I had to do to win. But somebody wouldn't let us win. And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap. Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about.