MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
met mine tonight
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Which one is you?
the flabby one
They're both 'cough' flabby 😉
About 20 years ago my doppleganger was wanted for holding up the my local bank. I was rocking a quite distinctive look for a northern industrial town. I had my collar felt by the CID and had to be discretely lead through the bank to be eyeballed by the staff. Happy enough that I wasn't the perp (on the basis that I was too polite it seemed) they circulated my description as I was such a lookylikey and I had to carry a 'get out of jail card' with the detective's phone no incase I got lifted again. Disappointingly I never got to use it in anger.
I've got a couple of friends that look a little similar to me, not so much if two of us are together, but if three of us are people imagine we must be brothers, whats disturbing though is when the three of us stand in a line it seems like the logical forth person in the sequence would be Noddy Holder.
I'd have said powerfully built 🙂
I assume you're the one with the more manly beard?
Actually I'm going through old family snaps and slides and RD's fetching doppleganger could be my dad as younger man
Erm, are you reading a book in the pub?
I'm still not sure which one is RD.
How about we distinguish them by 'the intelligent looking one' and 'the one who looks like he could be handy in a fight'?
you ate yours with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti..?
samuri Lol.
Although that pub doesn't look the type for a good old Friday night brawl.
Although that pub doesn't look the type for a good old Friday night brawl.
Depends what book he's reading. If its the 'Bumper Book of STW Forum Etiquette' the I suspect things are going to get a bit rowdy
Pub? Nasty.
Erm, are you reading a book in the pub?
yup,one of the luxuries of middle aged life
Although that pub doesn't look the type for a good old Friday night brawl.
pvt members club innit 😉
When I saw your name as 'latest reply' Flashy I was braced to scroll down to a "not since Errol Flynn died" gag 😉
Doesn't look like my sort of private club, RD. No one's properly dressed!
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Doesn't look like my sort of private club, RD. No ones properly undressed! with a garter full of 20's
that's saturdays
Oh no the chap behind has a comb over.
Smashing! 🙂
Must be a boys club not a wiff of a female in sight 🙁
T'other RD's from Chas and Dave isn't he?
Pork scratchings or peanuts RD?
when I used to go clubbing I always used to see this guy who looked exactly like me - but I'd only ever see him when I was crossing the dance floor, not anywhere else - it was like being in a music video or something.
It's uncanny....
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Jamie, that needs a bike, a bear and a rainbow and it would be perfect.....
love it. Next thing you know it'll be all "Being John Malkovich"....
Even as teetotaler, I keep reaching out for the glass of wine
You have bigger tits than me.
Right i'm off to the pub, laters my lovelies
Next thing you know it'll be all "Being John Malkovich"....
It's a slow night....
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You have bigger tits than me.
...well that was uncalled for.
Jamie, superb! 🙂
Jamie - you little cheery uppy chappy, made me laugh loads.
I thank you.
You have bigger tits than me.
but less facial hair
Even as teetotaler, I keep reaching out for the glass of wine
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Jamie: Chapeau!
me and my mrs out for a drive t'other day
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me enjoying the sun
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Jamie, thank you! More! 🙂
Like. But just why are you RD, whilst clearly in the company of only one other drinker, reading a book?
me out for a drink with rocketdog
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That is the falsest beard ever. You are Chris Evans aren't you..... with a whippet waiting outside. What time did the stripper come on?
Right i'm off to the pub, laters my lovelies
Waits for Emsz to appear behind RD
this is my favourite thread for ages 😀 top work Jamie
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Miss Flees reguarly gets asked if shes 'that blonde one out the saturdays'...
Ms Maccruiskeen was approached at a Ugandan political conference and asked
"Are you Rebecca Brookes? I luuuurve the Rebecca Brookes! A tiger in the bedroom. Grrrrrr"
[i]Miss Flees reguarly gets asked if shes 'that blonde one out the saturdays'... [/i]
That's not a very detailed shot of your missus, on initial inspection I reckon I'd need some much bigger shots of her to comment. 😉
RD has bigger moobs than his double, not sure about mrs flees though.
This thread does highlight an important issue though.
It should be perfectly acceptable to go to a pub and read a book while having a pint. I like reading. I like having a pint. Why can't I do both at the same time without opening myself up for abuse?
What you reading....for?
Isn't it more the fact he appears to have company, the photographer, and is reading a book.
I'm perfectly happy sat alone in the pub having a read and a beer. What's a bit odd/poser/poncy about the op's pic is that he is with a mate. bit rude eh? - You sit there and take a pic of me while I read my book!
edit - Jamie beat me
I tried to fill a long evening in Sleaford and ended up in a very empty Weatherspoons (or something indistinguishable from Weatherspoons). Next to my table was a shelf of books for decoration, very random selection of titles - mixture of technical manuals and medical texts that just looked sufficiently like novels from a distance. Spent the night reading John Stalker's autobiography, although I didn't reach the bit about advertising awnings before closing time.
Sod the fat Chris Evans doppelganger, his time on this thread is done.
More Miss Flees please.....
I like reading. I like having a pint. Why can't I do both at the same time without opening myself up for abuse?
Reading a book is well poncey. Drinking pints on the other hand is what proper geezers do. I can't believe that anyone thinks the two things can go together.
If you're drinking a pint then smoke a fag, or try to pull some sort, or have a fight, but don't read a bleedin book ffs. If you're reading a book then just accept the only thing you should be drinking is a cup of tea.
tea is for xbox Ernie, get with the times mate.
Points. They be getting missed.
Isn't it more the fact he appears to have [i]a camera[/i] [s]company, the photographer,[/s] and is reading a book and chatting on here
points mean prizes
what's the prize. crisps, pork scratchings or packet of nuts?
and we're back on thread!..
what's the prize. crisps, pork scratchings or packet of nuts?
and we're back on thread!..
**First Prize**
A night with rOcketdOg taking pictures of him.
met mine at school when I went to play a football game and people waved to me from another car on the way who I didn't recognise. they thought I was one of their players who looked like me
heh heh! Ernie said something funny.
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Camera toting drinking partner had their own book 🙂
Is the OP Gary Glitter?
I claim my prize you are Glitter Gary! 😀
Ignore me folks private joke with RD
Reading a book in the pub is highly questionable unless its the good pub guide, looks to be lacking atmosphere in RD's[s]wheeltappersshuntersclub[/s] pub. 😉
samuri - Member
Miss Flees reguarly gets asked if shes 'that blonde one out the saturdays'...That's not a very detailed shot of your missus, on initial inspection I reckon I'd need some much bigger shots of her to comment.
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You've seen her before. But made from acrylic and canvas.
pandoracharms - Member
They're both 'cough' flabbyPOSTED 6 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST
Hardly!
Reading a book in the pub is highly questionable
I have no idea where you people drink or exactly what establishments you are referring to as 'pubs'
but in my local boozer you could get a pint of rough cider for £1.30.. you could purchase any stolen item from razor blades to double decker buses.. you could play any game from pool to poker.. you could always find a friend or foe to fight or fornicate with.. you could buy any drug to suit your mood.. you could drink until you were sick and then drink some more.. you could buy a pie or have a picnic.. you could sing, whistle or morris dance.. and you could happily sit in the corner and read a book.. or knit a cardie.. or paint a portrait or even have an afternoon nap if that was your desire..
all without fear of judgement..
either things have changed or you folks are drinking in some mighty kinky taverns..
I have no idea where you people drink or exactly what establishments you are referring to as 'pubs'but in my local boozer you could get a pint of rough cider for £1.30.. you could purchase any stolen item from razor blades to double decker buses.. you could play any game from pool to poker.. you could always find a friend or foe to fight or fornicate with.. you could buy any drug to suit your mood.. you could drink until you were sick and then drink some more.. you could buy a pie or have a picnic.. you could sing, whistle or morris dance.. and you could happily sit in the corner and read a book.. or knit a cardie.. or paint a portrait or even have an afternoon nap if that was your desire..
all without fear of judgement..
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hmmmm... kinky
thanks man.. I made it myself from bits of stories that I'd overheard in the pub..
still drunk from last night jamie..?
Don't you lot read the whole thread? I wrote that way up there ^^^^.pandoracharms - MemberThey're both 'cough' flabby
Has RD returned yet or did he pull (forget that last bit, no wimmin allowed)? What a rubbish club 😉
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Very STWRetro DavidB
Rocketdog your 'pub' looks a bit like the conservative club in my home town.
Badger's going to get you.
Is that a pint of Wye Valley HPA ?
I was going to call Photoshop on the whole thing, on the grounds that there's no way someone looking like that would be drinking what appears to be lager rather than a pint of Old Batsman's Nob or something.
But, given the colour and the beermat, I'm prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt; it [i]could [/i]just be a pint of Greene King IPA. But I'm watching you.
Bunnyhop - Member
pandoracharms - Member
They're both 'cough' flabbyDon't you lot read the whole thread? I wrote that way up there ^^^^.
Pandorabot created a login specially to make that post
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Do we extrapolate from this the that apart from having bigger tits RD and Emsz are otherwise identical? Certainly a less buxom RD doppelgänger makes an appearance in the background
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According to Mrs. S, this is my doppleganger 😐