[Closed] you know they say everyone has a double.....

[i]Miss Flees reguarly gets asked if shes 'that blonde one out the saturdays'... [/i]

That's not a very detailed shot of your missus, on initial inspection I reckon I'd need some much bigger shots of her to comment. 😉

RD has bigger moobs than his double, not sure about mrs flees though.

This thread does highlight an important issue though.

It should be perfectly acceptable to go to a pub and read a book while having a pint. I like reading. I like having a pint. Why can't I do both at the same time without opening myself up for abuse?

What you reading....for?

Isn't it more the fact he appears to have company, the photographer, and is reading a book.

I'm perfectly happy sat alone in the pub having a read and a beer. What's a bit odd/poser/poncy about the op's pic is that he is with a mate. bit rude eh? - You sit there and take a pic of me while I read my book!

edit - Jamie beat me

I tried to fill a long evening in Sleaford and ended up in a very empty Weatherspoons (or something indistinguishable from Weatherspoons). Next to my table was a shelf of books for decoration, very random selection of titles - mixture of technical manuals and medical texts that just looked sufficiently like novels from a distance. Spent the night reading John Stalker's autobiography, although I didn't reach the bit about advertising awnings before closing time.

Sod the fat Chris Evans doppelganger, his time on this thread is done.

More Miss Flees please.....

I like reading. I like having a pint. Why can't I do both at the same time without opening myself up for abuse?

Reading a book is well poncey. Drinking pints on the other hand is what proper geezers do. I can't believe that anyone thinks the two things can go together.

If you're drinking a pint then smoke a fag, or try to pull some sort, or have a fight, but don't read a bleedin book ffs. If you're reading a book then just accept the only thing you should be drinking is a cup of tea.

tea is for xbox Ernie, get with the times mate.

Points. They be getting missed.

Isn't it more the fact he appears to have [i]a camera[/i] [s]company, the photographer,[/s] and is reading a book and chatting on here

points mean prizes

what's the prize. crisps, pork scratchings or packet of nuts?
and we're back on thread!..

what's the prize. crisps, pork scratchings or packet of nuts?
and we're back on thread!..

**First Prize**

A night with rOcketdOg taking pictures of him.

met mine at school when I went to play a football game and people waved to me from another car on the way who I didn't recognise. they thought I was one of their players who looked like me

heh heh! Ernie said something funny.

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Camera toting drinking partner had their own book 🙂

Is the OP Gary Glitter?

I claim my prize you are Glitter Gary! 😀

Ignore me folks private joke with RD

Reading a book in the pub is highly questionable unless its the good pub guide, looks to be lacking atmosphere in RD's[s]wheeltappersshuntersclub[/s] pub. 😉

samuri - Member
Miss Flees reguarly gets asked if shes 'that blonde one out the saturdays'...

That's not a very detailed shot of your missus, on initial inspection I reckon I'd need some much bigger shots of her to comment.
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You've seen her before. But made from acrylic and canvas.

pandoracharms - Member
They're both 'cough' flabby

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Hardly!

Reading a book in the pub is highly questionable

I have no idea where you people drink or exactly what establishments you are referring to as 'pubs'

but in my local boozer you could get a pint of rough cider for £1.30.. you could purchase any stolen item from razor blades to double decker buses.. you could play any game from pool to poker.. you could always find a friend or foe to fight or fornicate with.. you could buy any drug to suit your mood.. you could drink until you were sick and then drink some more.. you could buy a pie or have a picnic.. you could sing, whistle or morris dance.. and you could happily sit in the corner and read a book.. or knit a cardie.. or paint a portrait or even have an afternoon nap if that was your desire..
all without fear of judgement..

either things have changed or you folks are drinking in some mighty kinky taverns..

I have no idea where you people drink or exactly what establishments you are referring to as 'pubs'

but in my local boozer you could get a pint of rough cider for £1.30.. you could purchase any stolen item from razor blades to double decker buses.. you could play any game from pool to poker.. you could always find a friend or foe to fight or fornicate with.. you could buy any drug to suit your mood.. you could drink until you were sick and then drink some more.. you could buy a pie or have a picnic.. you could sing, whistle or morris dance.. and you could happily sit in the corner and read a book.. or knit a cardie.. or paint a portrait or even have an afternoon nap if that was your desire..
all without fear of judgement..

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hmmmm... kinky

thanks man.. I made it myself from bits of stories that I'd overheard in the pub..

still drunk from last night jamie..?

pandoracharms - Member

They're both 'cough' flabby

Has RD returned yet or did he pull (forget that last bit, no wimmin allowed)? What a rubbish club 😉

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Very STWRetro DavidB

Rocketdog your 'pub' looks a bit like the conservative club in my home town.

Badger's going to get you.

Is that a pint of Wye Valley HPA ?

I was going to call Photoshop on the whole thing, on the grounds that there's no way someone looking like that would be drinking what appears to be lager rather than a pint of Old Batsman's Nob or something.

But, given the colour and the beermat, I'm prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt; it [i]could [/i]just be a pint of Greene King IPA. But I'm watching you.

Bunnyhop - Member
pandoracharms - Member
They're both 'cough' flabby

Don't you lot read the whole thread? I wrote that way up there ^^^^.

Pandorabot created a login specially to make that post

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Do we extrapolate from this the that apart from having bigger tits RD and Emsz are otherwise identical? Certainly a less buxom RD doppelgänger makes an appearance in the background

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According to Mrs. S, this is my doppleganger 😐

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Derek - your mrs. (as lovely as she is) needs glasses. There is no way you are that orange!

The pint is bitter n twisted, not as good as the wye valley butty bach i had whilst reading the next chapter

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http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/wildlife-experts-id-this#post-3582818

WIN!

At best I look a bit like Tom Hanks.

My own phone is suggesting another appropriate surname for me beginning with W.

I claim my prize you are Glitter Gary!

Please don't bring me into this.

RD can you please let the records state who alerted you to the fact that your double was behind you? 😉

Some great photoshop skillz, loving the badger

I'm taking the new singletrack mag in with me now, hope this is ok 🙂

Depends what hat you wear and what you drink...

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