[Closed] WTF? Sexy time content!

any chance of a fluffy sheep version ?

"...an easy to clean reservoir."

😯

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oh my giddy aunt!!! 😯

howd on lad, that top shot is a mite explicit 🙁

he's just giving it a hug isn't he? 😆

It's, it's...

It's so life like.

SFB... are you really offended by that? I can remove it if you want...

are you really offended by that?

I was joking :o) [giggles]

cool... thought you were... never hurts to check 😆

I would

Is this the start of the fall of western civilisation?

"and an easy to clean reservoir" eeuuuwwww

BESTIALITY

I've had relations
With hamsters and dalmatians
I've made passes
At donkeys of all classes
And if your squirrel is grey
I won't turn it away
And if your goat is brown
It and I can find some common ground

Bestiality, young and warm and wild and porky
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me

A specialist magazine comes in the post from Sweden
I always get a wrist ache when I read them
I knew a farmer once who played
With his piggies in the glade
I said "But some things are really best left unspoken"
But he preferred his livestock out in the open

Bestiality, plump and pink and wild and furry
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me

I'm sure that everybody knows how much my doggy hates me
I take him out most every night because he looks incredibly tasty
I feel a total jerk
Taking my badger into work

I'm getting weighed down
With all this information
Safe sex doesn't mean no sex
It just means buy yourself a big alsatian
Stop playing with your pets
Or you'll end up down the vets
I look like Johnny Morris (A zookeeper who presented animal shows on British TV)
I love a penguin and her name is Doris

Bestiality, cold and damp and wild and scaly
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me
Bestiality, come shear and snog some sheep with me
Bestiality, we can be what we want to be

Words : Phil "Porky" Jupitus
Music : Billy Bragg

Thank you psychie, those images have damaged me for life. The therapy is going to last for years, and you're picking up the tab. 😉
and thank [i]you[/i], crikey, for the Bestiality lyrics, that is really funny, but I'd expect nothing less from Mr Jupitus. 😆

Do they do a greyhound sized one?

what if my hamster is frustrated ?

SB... put tape around it (the hamster)

RANDOM!!

I think the one in front is tired, and the one behind is trying to push it home - see, nothing remotely sexy going on.

I've been lucky enough to have a go on the prototype one, and yes, it's as good as it looks.

proper LOL psychle

put tape around it (the hamster)

you're saying they're into bondage ?