[Closed] Worst thing your bird ever done to your bike?

not my bird but my mum gave a bike of mine to the church for a jumble sale once as i hadnt used it for ages (shame she neglected to think that was as i was serving in bosnia at the time) she also gave them vinyl collection of stone roses singles on 12" ;-(

I purchased a brand new 04 enduro and my now ex in the heat of a bust up slashed the tyres. Not even a day old. What a woman...!!! Bi**h

What's a bird? Pet budgie?

my ex mrs tryed to run me over but i jumped off the bike!! end of that bike.

i only slept with her twin sister didnt twig until "climax"

My housemate wanted me to keep the bikes in the garage!

What did you do to so upset the 'bird'?

cinnamon_girl - Premier Member
What's a bird? Pet budgie?

I was helping to repair trails years ago and little bird sat on my saddle which was black and flew away leaving it white.

So yes a bird shat on my saddle was the worst thing a bird has ever done
to my bike.

My housemate wanted me to keep the bikes in the garage!

What did you do to so upset the 'bird'?

Went to a mates birthday party on a boat on the Thames,girlfriends were not invited!

My Bike was in the LBS for some work, so took the GF's XTC out for a spin, that nearly killed me, face plant serious concussion for about 4 weeks, over 20 stitches in my face and i looked ****in awful! does that count?

She claimed the bike was cursed and knew i wasn't its true rider, i dunno, just won't be riding that again.

My ex looked at mine once. Thats why she's my ex.

Not my bike, but my Ex wife scratched almost every panel on my Golf GTi with a key.

My ex made me so angry on a ride one time I cobbed my Evil off the highest point of Laggan new red. It was her fault. Obviously.

My missus left my Cove lying unlocked all night in my back garden without my knowledge. She had chucked it out of our back room which doubles as a wee kind of fitness room where I left it sometimes. She didn't tell me. She had also chucked it down the steps and scratched the fork stanchions. Apparently it was "my fault for leavng it there". 😡

I once asked my wife for some allen keys as part of a birthday present.

She bought me imperial instead of metric!!!!

It took a lot of blow jobs to stop me divorcing her, I can tell you.

curses, I've just realised I said 'blow jobs' and 'married' in the same post, it's obvious it's a complete fabrication.

Iam sorry too say it but iam glad its not just me who's had a Pyscho girlfriend in the past! 😆

Not bike damage, but once repaired a surfboard for a mate, whose wife had attacked it with an axe. Lots of wedge-shaped holes to fill and glass. Ouch. At least it was his board, and not him that got attacked.

my wife threw my bike in the skip cos i was late home

Mine gave my brake rotor a good kicking while in a screaming temper. I sorted it straight out with an adjustable spanner. Wish I could have sorted her out so easily...

My ex used to sling her crappy old bike on top of mine in the hallway, loads of chips in my nice turquoise paintjob now!

I reguarly come home to find my bikes being used as a drying rack for laundry. There is nothing worse than seeing your pride and joy being used to dry ratty old pants and bras.

Went away last summer with my sister and brother in law, as I was taking my bike to do some of the local trails my wife said to her sister that her fella could loan my old bike, which just happened to be a Pace RC200 I have kept for nostalgic reasons. Was not best pleased.

Sold it. My old Kona Stinky. Regretted it ever since...

"[i]If I could turn back time...[/i]"

My mum gave my raleigh burner to my next door neighbours kid. It sat in their garage never ever used.

Gutted. Never seen it since.

cinnamon_girl - Premier Member
What's a bird? Pet budgie?

I was attacked by a Tui while riding in NZ- kept flying down and wacking my helmet. Didn't seem interested in the bike though

Gizzer, some lessons to be learnt!

sometimes its ok to punch women

I once came home to find my "Bird" sat astride the crossbar leaning back against the handlebars with the nose of the saddle disapearing up her ****t. 😉

Pete - I hope you're reading this!

Timc she did get a slap, but only in self defence and i spent a night in the cells, it was only the stab wound in the forehead that saved me from being charged!Women sometimes get away with murder... 🙄

I know of a guy prob about 20 years ago, think he'd bin caught playing away from home anyway he came home from work one day to find his low profile sawn in HALF !