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My first car was a Peugeot 305 van, and my second, third, fourth and fifth before graduating to rear windows with a 205.

Every so often I have a peek on ebay to see if there's still any around, not that I have any desire to buy one.

[url= http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Peugeot-305-Diesel-Van-Project-Easy-Restoration-/131106346277?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e868c1525 ]This one[/url] was used until last year when the owner closed his funeral mongery and retired.

Note the passenger seat removal mod 😆
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Posted : 04/02/2014 9:16 am
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I had two of those vans and loved them. 4 engines between them tho 🙁


 
Posted : 04/02/2014 9:30 am
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Probably his collecting/moving bodies one rather than his day of the funeral one, but even so, still the worst hearse ever.


 
Posted : 04/02/2014 9:30 am
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Nice! Odd thing is that it's located in Market Harbourgh which is a really affluent area. Don't see heaps like that driving around, especially not when being used as a hearse.


 
Posted : 04/02/2014 9:37 am
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I'm surprised he's got a bid of 415 for that ancient, shagged van.


 
Posted : 04/02/2014 9:45 am
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hmmmmm

[i]*adds new clause to his will*[/i]


 
Posted : 04/02/2014 11:24 am
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Self moderated on the grounds of taste.


 
Posted : 04/02/2014 11:26 am
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There used to be a Mini Estate (old type) painted matt black and with pet funerals badly stencilled down the side in Sydney.


 
Posted : 04/02/2014 11:30 am
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I'm surprised he's got a bid of 415 for that ancient, shagged van

£415 does seem a bit stiff. I suppose someone was dead keen to buy it.


 
Posted : 04/02/2014 11:34 am
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Yeah but look at the listing - the tax has expired and the gearbox is knackered, probably the mortal coil.


 
Posted : 04/02/2014 11:36 am
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hmmmmmm

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Posted : 04/02/2014 11:37 am
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Posted : 04/02/2014 12:50 pm
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Can't see the Ebay link at work, is the body any good?


 
Posted : 04/02/2014 1:02 pm
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there is only one place thats heading and its the scrapyard. it is ready to fall apart as soon as it gets on the open road


 
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Posted : 04/02/2014 1:08 pm
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wombat, the body looks rough as. Crusty tailgate (ahh brings it all back!) , several bashes, well used bumpers when bumpers were REAL bumpers. I can smell the holes in the footwells and sills just by looking at the pics.

Most of mine had knackered gearboxes when I bought them (synchro gone) and a gear linkage which was errr 'loose' .
They never seemed to actually get worse though. I suspect some of them just came from the factory like that.

Another serial engine swapper here. Those alloy heads weren't really up to the abuse dished out by a lead footed yoof, especially when you boil it and then fill with cold water from the nearest burn 😳

They do bring a flood of happy memories when I see one now, tho it's getting to be a very rare thing.


 
Posted : 04/02/2014 1:13 pm