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Posted : 29/12/2025 10:44 am
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Posted by: CountZero

I agree, when applying to bikes, but in my chosen sport I do have a quiver, used for its correct purpose, and here I am, with a quiver, being used in its correct context…

Imagine a 'quiver killer' though, like maybe specially designed Y-fronts incorporating a reinforced sleeve for your arrows and the awed gasps as you reach into your pants and produce the next one. You can have that idea for free btw 😉 


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 10:49 am
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Handlebars:

It’s a handlebar.

 

 

Clothing & Wearables

Trousers

Pants

Jeans

Shorts

Leggings

Tights

Knickers

Panties

Briefs

Boxers

Pyjamas (or Pajamas)

Dungarees

Overalls

Chaps

Trunks (swimwear)

Slacks

Cullottes

Jodhpurs

 

Tools & Instruments

Scissors

Shears

Pliers

Tongs

Tweezers

Forceps

Bellows

Clippers

Snips

Nutcrackers

Calipers

Pincers

Scales (for weighing)

Compass (the drawing tool, often called "a pair of compasses")

 

Eyewear & Accessories

Glasses

Spectacles

Sunglasses

Goggles

Binoculars

Handcuffs

Shackles

Suspenders (or Braces)

Headphones

Earbuds

 

Miscellaneous & Abstract

Annals (a record of events)

Archives (a single place or collection)

Riches (wealth)

Outskirts (the edge of a town)

Guts (innards/courage)

Suds (soapy water)

Dregs (the remains of a liquid)

Jitters (a state of nervousness)

Billiards (the game)

Victorals (food supplies)

 

To be honest either works for me. 


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 10:56 am
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as is the whole 'quiver' and/or 'quiver killer' bollocks

This week I have installed 'quiverkillers' in my skis - little insert nuts you screw and glue into the tops of your skis so you can switch you bindings between different skis or have multiple bindings for different uses in this same skis. Thus reducing the amount of ski kit you need to buy. 

 

They are manufactured by a brand called.....Quiverkiller. 

 

How do you like them apples?*

 

* Phrased used to trigger** someone. 

 

**Used to enrage another. 


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 11:04 am
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Handlebar/bars seem like the Peak/Peaks thing to me. Slightly irksome if you have views, but not in the same league as the likes of 'reaching out' and similar horrendous US-type marketing speak bollocks. I'd like to propose all those ghastly work-meeting terms that emerge when people find themselves unable to speak normal English and resort to weird stuff about calls to action etc, blah. And don't get me started on silos, which I always thought were grain-storage things.


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 11:05 am
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Posted by: convert

How do you like them apples?

Another ghastly American phrase that need eradicating right now, thanks for pointing it out (note, not flagging it up) 🙂 


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 11:07 am
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Posted by: mattsccm

The expression "for free" completely winds me up.

No-one told Dire Straits.


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 11:08 am
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The origin of this is somewhat disconcerting:

”Makes my pi55 boil”.


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 11:38 am
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Posted by: north of the border

Its It’s handlebars plural. It always has been since the time when handle bars were infact in fact two seperate separate bars.

Also:


Abit
A bit

Alot A lot

Incase In case

a bit

a lot

in case

 

I do not give a shit but if you want to be an pedant, get your own house in order.

 


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 11:44 am
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Posted by: convert

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How do you like them apples?

 

Another ghastly American phrase that need eradicating right now, thanks for pointing it out (note, not flagging it up) 🙂 

Though I don't think I've ever heard an American say that in real life, only in movies films.


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 12:29 pm
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No, it's "in your cinema on January the fourteenth" you plonkers

Easier just to say on 14/1... 

 

 


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 12:45 pm
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Posted by: mattsccm

the word accident makes me somewhat cross. Particularly when dealing with kids at school or reading press articles about motoring incidents. They were not accidents, they were errors created by incompetence or neglect. . 

Fair enough. Do you believe that accidents exist at all?

 


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 2:11 pm
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What, like Shropshire?


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 2:35 pm
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Posted by: mattsccm

the word accident makes me somewhat cross. Particularly when dealing with kids at school or reading press articles about motoring incidents. They were not accidents, they were errors created by incompetence or neglect. . 

Fair enough. Do you believe that accidents exist at all?

 

 

A true accident with no one at fault is very rare.  I have read up lot about this in the context of medical mishaps but it applies in other fields as well.  Its almost allways multiple errors which individually do not have catastrophic outcomes but together do

 


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 3:10 pm
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^^^it's also about mindset which is why in 2001  the BMJ banned the word

For many years safety officials and public health authorities have discouraged use of the word “accident” when it refers to injuries or the events that produce them. An accident is often understood to be unpredictable—a chance occurrence or an “act of God”—and therefore unavoidable. However, most injuries and their precipitating events are predictable and preventable.1–3 That is why the BMJ has decided to ban the word accident.

In an editorial in the BMJ in 1993 Evans explained why “motor vehicle crash” is an appropriate expression but “motor vehicle accident” is not: “The word crash indicates in a simple factual way what is observed, while accident seems to suggest in addition a general explanation of why it occurred without any evidence to support such an explanation.”4

https://www.bmj.com/content/322/7298/1320

I'm not proposing STW does the same as most of my bike crashes are accidental (meaning unintentional if not exactly unpredictable). 


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 3:33 pm
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as most of my bike crashes are accidental 

That's rather double standards.

Most car crashes are not intended, even if the cause could be considered predictable and preventable. 

All of your bike crashes (and mine) are exactly same.😂


 
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Posted by: mildbore

What, like Shropshire?

Shropshire isn't an accident. It's a deliberate fraud, a conspiracy.

 


 
Posted : 29/12/2025 8:25 pm
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Oftentimes whilst archaic English, is mainly a creeping Americanism which I hear a lot and which I find annoying.*

See, the thing with ‘Americanisms’ is that they’re sometimes old English dating back to the 16-17th centuries that the early English settlers took with them and kept, whereas we adopted spellings from France, Germany and other cultures.

*Americans, and Canadians, get annoyed at ‘Englishisms’ that start creeping into their cultures. Get over yourself.


 
Posted : 30/12/2025 3:02 am
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Posted by: CountZero

Posted by: ransos

Oftentimes whilst archaic English, is mainly a creeping Americanism which I hear a lot and which I find annoying.*

See, the thing with ‘Americanisms’ is that they’re sometimes old English dating back to the 16-17th centuries that the early English settlers took with them and kept, whereas we adopted spellings from France, Germany and other cultures.

*Americans, and Canadians, get annoyed at ‘Englishisms’ that start creeping into their cultures. Get over yourself.

Pretty much this. 

 


 
Posted : 30/12/2025 9:32 am
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Similarly with referring to wheels as "hoops". No you absolute cretin, a hoop is a circle like a basketball hoop or a child's toy, you could even refer to a rim as a hoop (although you'd still sound like a ****). Once you put a hub in the middle and connect it all up with spokes, it ceases to be a hoop and it becomes... a WHEEL.

Similarly referring to tyres as 'corners', for example "These Goodyears were £80 a corner."    


 
Posted : 30/12/2025 9:49 am
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^^^for sure, but does that mean I shouldn't find re-imported Americanisms annoying? On which in relation to 

No, it's "in your cinema on January the fourteenth" you plonkers

I'd meant to say just call it 1/14 meaning this ironically because I find US date formats similarly annoying (ala ninth of November? Either way messed it up).

That's regardless of whether or not we were doing the same in Anglo-Saxon times.

 

 

 


 
Posted : 30/12/2025 10:05 am
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I think you mean "irregardlessfully".


 
Posted : 30/12/2025 11:08 am
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What’s wrong with ‘gotten’?

What's right?

 

 


 
Posted : 31/12/2025 8:08 pm
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The next phrase to annoy me will be "Happy New Year!"

Fair enough a couple of times, maybe when you go back to work and see your colleagues again after the Christmas break. But when people are still saying it in late January... Then it can get in the bin.


 
Posted : 31/12/2025 8:29 pm
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Posted by: crazy-legs

The next phrase to annoy me will be "Happy New Year!"

Fair enough a couple of times, maybe when you go back to work and see your colleagues again after the Christmas break. But when people are still saying it in late January... Then it can get in the bin.

Happy New Year!  🙂 

 


 
Posted : 01/01/2026 3:27 pm
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Happy New Year!


 
Posted : 01/01/2026 4:09 pm
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Happy New Year!


 
Posted : 01/01/2026 6:12 pm
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Merry Christmas !

 

(oh, and "xmas")


 
Posted : 01/01/2026 6:27 pm
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Bonnie. When it prefixes the word Scotland.


 
Posted : 01/01/2026 6:46 pm
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A bonnie highland lassie?


 
Posted : 01/01/2026 8:09 pm
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Posted by: CountZero

here I am, with a quiver, being used in its correct context…

Are you left-handed, or just shoot lefty?

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No, it's "in your cinema on January the fourteenth" you plonkers

If we're doing this one, it's the 14th of January.

(Also, I don't have a cinema.)


 
Posted : 01/01/2026 8:40 pm
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See, the thing with ‘Americanisms’ is that they’re sometimes old English dating back to the 16-17th centuries that the early English settlers took with them and kept, whereas we adopted spellings from France, Germany and other cultures.

Why are you misattributing a four month old post? What I actually said was:

 

Really? I've only ever heard it used by Americans. I find it entirely unobjectionable.


 
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