Anyhoo and my bad is a given.
I put forward wholesome, bodyhack and hits different.
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MVP
out of the box
Low hanging fruit - die
Solutionize - die
Touch base - die
Leveridge - die
Cut corners - die
Back to base - die
Call it a day - die
Reach out - die
Heads up
Ball rolling
Up in the air
Etc.
Infact any stupid business bollocks that surrounds me and no doubt many others every single bloody day. Just talk sense!
Great question 🙂
For sure
gotten
passed
mom
back in the day
reached out
bless
stay safe
Run it up the flagpole
Blue sky thinking
So words and phrases that Incur a lifetime ban
There was some bingo business phrases post on here a while back... I learnt to "ringfence the unicorn"... and used it a lot at work, now I am seeing grads come through saying it 🙂 probably not from me but I emplore you all to stop with the usual crap and "think outside the box"... Arghhhhhhhhhh
The name given to people who are from that wee place across from Cromarty on the Black Isle.
I'm like (we know what you're like from your use of English)
Can I get (no, the shopkeeper/barman is paid to get)
I'm good (not at kin English you're not)
My King
My Queen
Be true to yourself
Down to earth
Can I get (no, the shopkeeper/barman is paid to get)
Yeah, forgot that beauty
when people say pacific when they mean specific. That and nucular for nuclear.
I had a colleague who used to say irregardless a lot. Drove me mental.
Most of the above and....
Call out
Make over
From the get go
Hate on
Using "yourself" instead of "you", eg "I rang reception to sell you something and they said I should contact yourself."
Or "When would be good time to set up a meeting with yourself."
etc etc.
Actually thinking about it it's only ever sales people. Do they think it makes them sound polite or something??
Oh and a bike related one... Vertical compliance. FFS. Get in the sea.... Oh also FFS 🙂
Colourway. Winds me up no end!
Needs to be spelt without a U for full effect.
MVP
That's me out then, my son plays basketball...
I hate the "life hacks" that turn out to be just common sense...
Staycation.
Going on holiday somewhere in your home country is not a staycation unless it's in your own bloody house. That's the "stay" part of it. Think about it. You can't "go" on a "staycation".
AdverTIsment.
Can I get / I'll get
What? as opposed to pardon.
'Can I get', deserves instant death, never mind a rather lenient lifetime ban from here.
Luckily it's not a phrase that one has much call to use on a forum.
I had the displeasure the other week of having to sit in the Pedalabikeaway cafe at FOD for about 20 minutes waiting for two poxy cups of tea, but that's another story.
I would say that 90% of the people who asked for stuff said 'can I get', although one complete imbecile of a man, scoring the top imbecile prize, picked up some chocolate bars, walked to the counter and said 'can I get these, and then can I get...' whatever drinks he wanted to pour into his idiotic face.
I'm a calm and non-confrontational sort of person, but that twenty minutes of pure hell nearly made me go all Falling Down on they ass! 🙁
I hate the “life hacks” that turn out to be just common sense…
A phrase my wife keeps winding me up with!
“High-end”
Good piece of kit?
Nice piece of kit?
Toy - when referring to a very expensive car/bike/bicycle/boat/van?
The expression "get in the sea"
Pronouncing etc "ickcetera"
I’m like (we know what you’re like from your use of English)
Can I get (no, the shopkeeper/barman is paid to get)
I’m good (not at kin English you’re not)
Agree with these but keep catching myself using “can I get”
“Reach out” is my pet hate
Also people who keep saying “stay safe”. No, no I won’t, that sounds boring and frankly against my entire life philosophy. Just say “bye” or “have a good weekend” like normal people
keep calm and .....
Unfortunately, despite my hatred of 'can I get' I've accepted that language changes.
That said one of the Barmen at my local refused to serve people if they used the term, Which pleased me.
"No problem". What was wrong with "You're welcome"?
Anyone who uses the term - 'about to pull the trigger on' - it doesn't make it dangerous or that exciting so really no need to try and tart it up as such...just buy it and be done with it.
Unfortunately, despite my hatred of ‘can I get’ I’ve accepted that language changes.
It does change, but not when it doesn't make any sense. If it makes no sense than we should push back against it!
The person you are asking is literally paid to get things for you. At no point will you be getting the thing yourself.
See also, 'I could care less' for so called evolution of language that literally does not make sense unless you have the excuse of not knowing how to speak.
Oh yeah, 'literally' when not literal.... 😂
No, no I won’t, that sounds boring and frankly against my entire life philosophy.
Unless you drink poison everyday or cross the road with your eyes closed, you are probably staying safe a lot more than your philosophy says you are.😉
also when people say '6am in the morning' when '6am' is perfectly sufficient!
'Journey' for anything that does not involve a physical displacement (or the band 🙂).
Pronouncing etc “ickcetera”
In a similar vein, pronouncing espresso "eckspresso".
I've pushed back but while it plays out we'll socialise our response with other clients.
