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I just read that Jeremy Corbyn is getting interviewed on mumsnet. Why don't we ever land the big guns? 🙁


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:00 pm
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Because STW would be unlikely to find out his views on penis beakers and the OXO tower.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:02 pm
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Why don't we ever land the big guns?

Sex discrimination. Wimmins on mumsnet, 98.37% mens on here.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:02 pm
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Shifty bugger obviously doesn't want us to know that Labour are going to make 29in wheels compulsory and impose a hefty tax on wood-burning stoves.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:10 pm
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Boring answer; reach. I wouldn't be surprised if mumsnet had tenfold traffic over this place. (Some techy type will even know how to find that sort of thing out, probably)


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:15 pm
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Shifty bugger obviously doesn't want us to know that Labour are going to make 29in wheels compulsory and impose a hefty tax on wood-burning stoves.

Surely he'll be re-introducing the penny farthing....


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:17 pm
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Boring answer; reach. I wouldn't be surprised if mumsnet had tenfold traffic over this place. (Some techy type will even know how to find that sort of thing out, probably)

About 4-5 times as much, but pretty good estimate.

http://www.trafficestimate.com/singletrackworld.com

http://www.trafficestimate.com/mumsnet.com


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:20 pm
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Boring answer; reach

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🙂


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:21 pm
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Oddly that's far better for STW than I'd have thought. STW towers are pretty influential in the "Likes bikes, likes talking shit" market


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:21 pm
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STW towers are pretty influential in the "Likes bikes, likes talking shit" market

Much more the latter for a lot of contributors.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:26 pm
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WTf is that bike! 🙂

He needs to [url= http://slamthatstem.com/ ]slamthatstem.com/[/url]


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:30 pm
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Jezza's vehemently anti-slamming.

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HOLY STACK, BATMAN!


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:35 pm
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Subsidised cannondale forks for all.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:37 pm
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I'd be tempted to ask him about his preference at trail centres.

As far as I can see he pretends to quite like the greens, absolutely detests the blues, obviously prefers the reds and in his younger days used to ride the blacks, but not anymore.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:57 pm
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^^Oof ^^


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 12:58 pm
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How long do you think it would take for someone here to tell him he's completely wrong about what he thinks he thinks and then spend hours arguing about the semantics of what he typed without actually involving jezza and dismissing him with Jambafacts* when he did try and speak?

On the up side the lack of opportunity to reply would give him chance to Google the costs of policies any how.

At least on mumsnet he's likely to just be wrong**.

*other unverified sources of inflammatory information are available.
**he might be right, but this is the internet, so odds are not good.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 1:06 pm
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It's aboit votes init ..Mumsnet - voted Halfords bike retailer of the year. Obviously credibility in voting counts


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 1:49 pm
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I'd be tempted to ask him about his preference at trail centres.

As far as I can see he pretends to quite like the greens, absolutely detests the blues, obviously prefers the reds and in his younger days used to ride the blacks, but not anymore.

I just had to go get some coffee just to spit it all over my keyboard.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 1:56 pm
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I'd be tempted to ask him about his preference at trail centres.

As far as I can see he pretends to quite like the greens, absolutely detests the blues, obviously prefers the reds and in his younger days used to ride the blacks, but not anymore.

Close the internet, it won't improve after that.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 1:56 pm
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There is actually a site for people who don't put spacers under their stem? It even has an archive so you can fondly remember bikes from the past that didn't have spacers under the stem.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 2:06 pm
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Have you read the kind of nonsense they spew on MN? Once they realise he's a man(-ish) they'll be torn between loving him and hating him and their heads'll pop.

Win for Perchy!


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 2:17 pm
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I'd be tempted to ask him about his preference at trail centres.

As far as I can see he pretends to quite like the greens, absolutely detests the blues, obviously prefers the reds and in his younger days used to ride the blacks, but not anymore.

Outstanding PP, time to retire..you will never top that!
Surely a contender for reply of the year in the annual STW awards?


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 2:40 pm
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Mumsnet's famous, we're not.

Also, PP is a genius.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 3:33 pm
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Nice one Perchy!


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 3:36 pm
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As far as I can see he pretends to quite like the greens, absolutely detests the blues, obviously prefers the reds and in his younger days used to ride the blacks, but not anymore.

many things on the internerd cause me smile, rarely does something have me laughing out loud. many heads were turned in the office.. no one else got it.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 3:39 pm
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Subsidised cannondale forks for all.

This deserved at least some recognition.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 3:40 pm
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Bloody hell! 😳

Just goes to prove that if you shovel enough shite then eventually you'll throw up a diamond.

I'm glad I didn't throw the line in about how he's a singlespeed type of guy now but had a brief flirtation with a full-bouncer in his youth.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 3:53 pm
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As far as I can see he pretends to quite like the greens, absolutely detests the blues, obviously prefers the reds and in his younger days used to ride the blacks, but not anymore.

Kerching 😀

I have saved this as I suspect it may get modded


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 4:11 pm
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Boring answer; reach. )

Well, he wouldn't have to ask too politely to get a reach around off here now would he.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 4:24 pm
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He obviously doesn't know that they can openly call him a cxx7 where as the worse he'd get here is judged on over use of spacers.
They love a good swear up.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 6:55 pm
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It isn't just Jezza, though.
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STACK FORCE ONE.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 7:05 pm
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Les clips et les straps.
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Posted : 30/05/2017 7:09 pm
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Das ist mein e-huck-vagen.
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Posted : 30/05/2017 7:11 pm
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😀 at ^^^

Brilliant.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 7:15 pm
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Yoiksh. Ze Dutch minister does it with schtyle...

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Posted : 30/05/2017 7:19 pm
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"Ah'll sort you out with INDEPENDENT suspension, mate!"

[img] http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/first-minister-of-scotland-and-leader-of-the-scottish-national-party-picture-id674367060 [/img]


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 7:21 pm
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President Sportive-Mamil
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Posted : 30/05/2017 7:23 pm
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Perchy 😆


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 8:31 pm
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About 4-5 times as much, but pretty good estimate.

http://www.trafficestimate.com/singletrackworld.com

http://www.trafficestimate.com/mumsnet.com

Those numbers are out by a factor of three. We get around 3 million 'visits' a month.
We were on track for 2 million unique users in the last 30 days until the sunny bank holiday came and buggered that up.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 8:47 pm
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It's not quite Corbyn, but part of a thread from this form was used on last year's AS English language paper for the meaning and representation question.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 10:08 pm
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'tis true. I had to sign an agreement to allow it.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 10:15 pm
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Mark - Resident Grumpy

Those numbers are out by a factor of three. We get around 3 million 'visits' a month.

Yeah, but a million of those are me, at work


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 10:22 pm
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Mumsnet is ace, and curiously addictive. Come for the pregnancy and parenting advice, stay for the parking threads (with diagrams).

They also have pretty good product tests, I was gutted that I couldn't put myself forward for testing the Thule Chariot Cougar last year (was pregnant at the time, therefore didn't have a child to test with - still looking for a good trailer now our spawn is ten months old). 🙁


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 10:35 pm
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It's not quite Corbyn, but part of a thread from this form was used on last year's AS English language paper for the meaning and representation question.

Whoa! Which one?


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 10:38 pm
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Whoa! Which one?

picolax?


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 10:39 pm
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Those numbers are out by a factor of three.

Is if fair to assume the Mumsnet figures are similarly skewed?

I was gutted that I couldn't put myself forward for testing the Thule Chariot Cougar last year

I'd like to make it clear that STW's Chariot Cougar is not available for testing.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 10:55 pm
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AS English language paper for the meaning and representation question.

Our education system really has gone to hell.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 10:57 pm
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Those numbers are out by a factor of three.
Is if fair to assume the Mumsnet figures are similarly skewed?

Well I can only speak with authority on our numbers but I'd be similarly suspicious of any other numbers that site reports.

According to Alexa Singletrack is ranked 2069th in the UK and Mumsnet is ranked 440th. And looking at the pageviews % it looks to me like Mumsnet is about 3 times bigger than Singletrack in terms of page impressions. We clocked up 8 million page views in the last 30 days so I'd estimate that Mumsnet is delivering around 24 million page impressions to about 4 million unique users (vs our 1.9 million).


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 11:24 pm
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Well I can only speak with authority on our numbers but I'd be similarly suspicious of any other numbers that site reports.

I worded it badly but that was kinda my point.

We're doing ok, it seems, for what is superficially a niche target audience. "Mums" vs "MTBers," the odds are in their favour.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 11:48 pm
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Brilliant thing about STW is it's stored repository of good advice/entertaining bolleaux; Pretty sure I actually found this place in search results for a random NON mtb related search request, and since then it frequently pops up high up in the results for non MTB googling (even when googling on public/work PCs). I'm sure I'm not alone in this. 'Tis ace, this place.


 
Posted : 30/05/2017 11:55 pm
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I always said,

You'll come for the bikes,
You'll stay for the bollocks.


 
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We clocked up 8 million page views in the last 30 days (our 1.9 million unique users).

Seems extremely high for an mtb site? I guess you need to factor in people with multiple devices. I, possibly, personally account for 4 of those unique users? ie phone/laptop/tablet/work. Guess if you are getting those from IP address, then possibly 3 users(home/work/mobile). Though, maybe even more if it is ip address, considering, logging in to public wifi, parents house, friends houses etc.

Be amazed if there's 1.9 million active user accounts on here?


 
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[quote=Cougar ]You'll stay for the bollocks.

Clearly mumsnet can't compete there.


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 12:32 am
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Be amazed if there's 1.9 million active user accounts on here?

Users not members. Mark will explain how it they are counted.

1.9m members is possible just on Fred's aliases alone.


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 4:58 am
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Surprised by those figures tbh - they are quite thought provoking when one considers the limited circulation of some quite well known printed magazines.

Does TJ realise that he is one of the UK's most widely read lefty's and, if so, what will he do with that power?

Also CFH will be wondering how he can monetise his style and travel advice.


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 6:54 am
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I just want to know what the AS English exam thread was!

And nice one PP 🙂


 
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Here is the insert from AQA.

[url= http://filestore.aqa.org.uk/sample-papers-and-mark-schemes/2016/june/AQA-77011-INS-JUN16.PDF ]Link[/url]


 
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jeez, they could have at least picked a good thread with some their/theyre/there, 0/10, bombers, toilet jokes, chippy northerners, helmet discussions etc etc.


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 7:13 am
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Think cruzcampo might have been exaggerating too, 1-5 days off/month 😆

Still, nice to see Ton as an example of English language usage, an educational model for the coming generations.


 
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jeez, they could have at least picked a good thread with some their/theyre/there, 0/10, bombers, toilet jokes, chippy northerners, helmet discussions etc etc.

I can just imagine the question:

Evaluate the success and relative merits of the [there certainly won't be more than one] evidence based argument vs JUST SHOUTING REALLY LOUD in this discussion about the benefits of wearing a helmet.


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 7:18 am
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They could have subscribed as well!


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 7:19 am
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or "how many fish puns can you find in this thread on diarrhoea and piles"

Bonus marks available for deconstructing each of perchypanther's posts.


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 7:20 am
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perchypanther's

Is that a fish pun?


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 7:21 am
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What was/were the question/s?


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 7:23 am
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According to Alexa Singletrack is ranked 2069th in the UK and Mumsnet is ranked 440th

My Amazon Echo can't even tell me what time the chippy shuts 🙁


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 7:24 am
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Would have thought it more likely this place would pop up in a psychology exam.

[i]How many personality disorders are represented within this online political discussion? [/i]


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 7:24 am
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Is that a fish pun?

Yes, it is...

"how many fish puns can you find in this thread on diarrhoea and piles"

There's a time and a plaice for discussing such a serious subject.
It's no laughing matter if you almost carp yourself.*

*Discuss. (5 Marks)


 
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[quote=Stoner ]jeez, they could have at least picked a good thread with some their/theyre/there, 0/10, bombers, toilet jokes, chippy northerners, helmet discussions etc etc.

I'm amazed they managed to find a thread without any of that content.

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/bike-riding-health-and-fitness-vs-none-cycling-peers to save anybody else searching for the original


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 12:02 pm
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What was/were the question/s?

What tyres for passing AS English?


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 12:28 pm
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[quote=phunkmaster ]Here is the insert from AQA.
Link

boom. where are my royalty fees.

what was the question?


 
Posted : 31/05/2017 12:36 pm
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boom. where are my royalty fees.

what was the question?

Explore how text B (the entire page) uses language to create meaning and representation.

Then they compare text A and B.


 
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