MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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For me it's Elfinsafety never fails to make me laugh with his replies, most of the time any way.....
Molgrips.
No one, some people are funny because of what knobs they are though.
MrNutt is always making me smile on here 🙂
For me it's Elfinsafety
🙂 Yay!
I think you've got to laugh really, or else you'd cry.
Laugh? A few make me want to cry...
Not sure exactly but of late there have been few side busters (Unless i missed some) So come on guys i could do with a laugh!
Perhaps the mod could denote 'good' threads with a 🙂 or something
Got to be MrNutty and Ernie...although Ernie's humour appears to be lost on many! 8)
Just now it's you Amos
never fails to make me laugh...most of the time
60% of the time it works every time 😆
I think you've got to laugh really, or else you'd cry.
Aint dat da troof!
davidtaylforth, lot of his humour gets missed. Makes me smile.
Ha Ha well spotted!
My Mrs who is particlarly fickle about the use of English is going to piss her pants laughing at that little faux par
elfin :o)
My Mrs who is particlarly fickle about the use of English is going to piss her pants laughing at that little faux par
I hope she's not particlarly (sic) fickle about the use of French.....
😉
ton and his political correctness as well as CFH for his "down to Earth" advice
Another vote for elfin as well.
Why thank you FC 8)
For me included are, MrNutt, Binners, and I have say it...... also Jahwomble 🙁
Really really sorry to add the downer, but I instinctively thought of Jahwomble when I saw this thread. The guy always made me smile and I was always happy when he returned from an absence. Wish I could let him know that. I keep reading the sticky, and it really chokes me up 🙁
hora
Both with him and at him - in a good way. I truly don't know how on earth he has made it this far in life?
Seems like a nice guy, I'd have a few beers with him for sure.
I keep reading the sticky, and it really chokes me up
+1
Laughter is a bloody good medicine...those who make others laugh provide a wonderful, free service.
The hora/binners saga always makes me chuckle.
Can I add Stoner to my list ...... the guy's good when he's on form. CFH can be too. And Hora has always impressed me by his ability to laugh at himself and allow others to do so too. I'm sure there's loads of others. FC can come out with some gems 😉
And Hora has always impressed me by his ability to laugh at himself and allow other to do so too.
Hora wins the Thick Skin Award. Everyone loves him really. 🙂
TJ. He is simply the uber troll and nobody gets it.
Everyone loves him really
I don't!
I was going to say TJ too, but I don't think it's intentional.
Its a mix Don. Its far more intentional than not. I wish I was witty tho. 🙁
I don't!
Yeah but you're a grumpy old git at the best of times. 😉
Yeah but you're a grumpy old git at the best of times
Oi! Look who's talking!!
CFH
pun intended!
🙂
The Nutt fella for me (the urchin and the hare was a brilliant one)
just seems to have a different complexion on life - unless it is all a front.
Ah, I see, Amos! Mange tout, mange tout....
TSY always has some classic replies I think
Got to be surf-mat - its like listening to a couple of 9 year olds
'my dad's car is faster than your dad's car'
'yea, but my big brother is bigger than your big brother, so I'm best'
etc etc.
Errmm - I don't have a brother... 😉
Ernie and Hora have both made me laugh out loud several times. TSY also very amusing. A few others with a wicked sense of humour but can't remember them.
Mr Nutt.
Hora. As the Southern Yeti implies about TJ, how can he be anything but a troll.
Big Dummy.
Ernie.
CFH...You are one naughty boy...go sit on the bottom step.
I too am PMSL at Amos' fickle faux pas! 😉
I love a bit of French.
Ooh, the double entendres!! 8)
Yeah and the double meanings
Miketually, Ed Hornby and his brother (Ma)tthew, Harry the Spider, Mr Sparkle, Twinklydave, Terrahawk and Mr Starship all make me laugh, but then (I think) I've met them all, which can help an awful lot when it comes to humour.
I think the Elf is most amusing and have others have said, I really did appreciate Jahwomble's posts as well. Would have loved to have met him, just came across a a decent bloke.
Molgrips I find very funny, as well as Oldgit, Ernie, TJ, Binners, The Captain, Barnes & Our Man In The North. All characters I'd love to sit down for a beer with, as I suspect they'd be damn good company.
Too many to list really, I'm sure I've missed out loads of people. Would be much easier to post a list of those I don't find funny.
FoxyChick
I love a bit of French.
[Tannoy]
Juan to the forum, please. REPEAT, JUAN TO THE FORUM, PLEASE!
[/Tannoy]
yeah +1 jahwomble although I was on the end of his sarcasm on a few occasions! So shocked still. Kind of ruined the forum for me, but it was getting repetitive after 3 years of use anyway so I may find somewhere with no bikes!
Of those still with us SFB I enjoy reading him argue with others as he always always wins and appears not to get annoyed where as I imagine TJ/Elfin/surfmat are shouting at their screens!! Also lanesra his forum posts are so obviously trolls and every time the usual suspects take the bait.
Harry The Spider...
MrNutt for his subtle trolling
Ton for his "about as subtle as having a pitt bull bite your knackers" trolling
The banter between certain nichewhores is always lovely to watch unfold. The phases "wok smuggler" and "attentionwhore's ego chariot" always make me smile.
Hora- just because he's a really decent bloke.
there are some seriously grumpy ****ers on here as well who are very funny unintentionally 😉
After reading this thread I'm now going to have to put CFH as one of the funnier forum contributors! 😆
After reading this thread I'm now going to have to put Amos as one of the unintentional funnier forum contributors!
8)
the armchair hardmen are always worth a giggle. This Fred/padded/elfin is much betterer than the other ones. Learned much from Ernie and Stoner. enjoy Big Dummy's and OMITN's contributions. Hora and 'Grips just make me laugh. Surf Mat is of course simply awesome, and always respect fettling/bike forum contributions of Clubber, Cynical Al, and Peter Poddy's suss tips. MrMichaelwrights, grumm's, Rocketdogs photos are often unreal.
most of the people I've met of here in real life are top folk
Few are funny on their own, it only works when the right retort is made.
Nobody really stands out as being funnier than another, the collective stupidity created by many wins it for me.
I laugh near some people
I laugh with some people
I laugh at some people
Binners, Elfin, Hora and Big Dummy.
Could we have a 'who makes you despair the most' thread? ATM I'm on about 90% of the forum, OK so it maybe time to leave, although Horacek always makes me grin, oh & CFH, I can't wait for him to be reveled as Fred's bedsit buddy & not lord of the manor 😉
Chin chin.
2unfit2ride, didn't you know? I'm a single mother with five kids living on benefits in Wigan.
😉
I think I'll just say:
d) All the above
BD, Ton, Derek Starship, Harry, Al, Flash, Molgrips, PP, Mastiles all have me regularly spitting coffee over my keyboard
Hora is contractually obliged to make me laugh. Its written into the deeds of his serfdom. If not then I'm within my rights to beat him with sticks and lock him in a cupboard.
Elf.... well, what can you say? I have to laugh at him. Its in the rules. He's a Liverpool fan. And lets be honest.... thats the gift that just never stops giving this season 😀
Sadly the days of this forum being funny are long gone
Thanks foxy chick! 😀
Houns...I so remember you making me laugh my ass off on my first "Hi, new to the forum" thread. 8)
I told you not to say anything about those pix i sent you 😡
...and PP, Mastiles, Barnsley Mitch and on and on.
We've all got the capacity to do it.
Except Terrahawk.
CaptainFlashheart - Member
2unfit2ride, didn't you know? I'm a single mother with five kids living on benefits in Wigan.
Wonders quite how far from the truth that may actually be...
Woof 😉
Surf-Mat made me laugh. Recent thread about cars I think. His opening line about everyone driving diesel Astra's. Superb.
Jamie has some great one-liners.
Barnsleymitch has probably made me properly laugh the most.
Elfin seems to have calmed a bit recently and seems to be more fun for it.
COME ON BRENTFORD! GET IN!!!
Big Dummy and Badly Wired Dog have had me in stitches on numerous occasions...
Mr Nutt and Elfin also very worthy of a pat on the back...
So many characters on here. 😀
But one has been missing for a while so [b]where is BigDummy?[/b]
Don't forget folks. There is an official audience with the Enigma himself on Thursday evening in Manchester.
Bring your Partner along and he may well sign a chosen part of her anatomy. Just imagine eh?
Binners, get my £80 off him and give him a good kicking would you please mate? Ta.
Consider it done sir. That's if he turns up. Its fair to say he's got form for the old scarlet pimpernel routine
The yeti makes me larf my arse off at times. Elf's good when he's on form, as is ton.
BoardinBob sticks in my mind
BigDummy ( hurry up and come back),
Harry the Spider,
Derek Starship,
Binners,
Miketually,
Stoner,
The Southern Yeti
Pied formaggio (sp?)
Badly Wired Dog and
GeeTee1972
All the above have made me cry with laughter.
none of you
bikeradar forum is funnier
A few belters here for sure
Beer and DanLees
Mark Datz
Fantastic!
Mr Nutt.
the Prawn
Houns - Member
Sadly the days of this forum being funny are long gone
Why you still here then? 🙄
Love some of the Northern lot, speshly Binners and Hora; like an old couple. 😀
Most people really, at some time or another. People like WCA, Poddy and loads of others have made me proper laugh in real life, too.
Jahwomble made me laugh only last week. RIP, mate.
Love Mamadirt's attitude and nuttiness; she always makes me smile.
This forum both entertains and infuriates, at times. Full of proper characters though, which is why I can't stay away.
SFBarnes, TJ and Ernie often make me cry though. 😥
Elfin, only 'cos I know him pretty well though and can just envision him sat there tapping away at youz lot! He'll get all stuck into sommat and get all serious, then can't be bothered and go make some pasta or something. His modus operandi makes me laugh. If you don't know him at all, I can't imagine how he comes across!
Oh yeah, forgot Mark Datz!
If you don't know him at all, I can't imagine how he comes across!
Short & gobby
Am I right ?
Racist.
See? Again with the nastiness. What with that, Deadlydarcy running off with my missus, and Barnes doing my head in like a Botfly larva burrowing into my brain, or maybe a Guinea Worm going up me vein, it's a wonder I don't cry myself to sleep at night. 🙁
Nah, you need a good laugh sometimes. It's flattering for people to consider me funny, and I do try to have a laugh on here. Not always in the mood mind, but then others have lifted my spirits at times.
There are one or two miserable buggers though. Need to lighten up a bit.

