MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
I got the idea for this thread from the one about the Urban Dictionary.
😆
I borrowed it off someone. So far they've not asked for it back.
If people sign my name in semaphore it looks like they are spelling ****
I have half a bull's heart.
I have a fine collection of epicyclic gears.
I am large, Scottish and my nickname was/is nanny, after count duckula's nanny. I.e. Large and crashing through breaking stuff all the time. 🙂
Kev
it's my name
Kev
some letters from my name and im a father so i stuck pop on the end
also i pure love the ASBO cocktails*
*not strictly true im more of a G&T man if truth be told
Because I really have no idea...
Rachel
I used to ride a Scott and Frank Mcavennie is awesome.
Then the forum crashed and I had to put a 2 at the end.
Stupid thread.
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'Cos I love 'em...
My name is John & I'm a K!W!
Go and figure!
worked part time as a security guard when i was uni and even tho i wasnt the biggest security guard by far i was always the first to jump in to tackle the shoplifters, regardless of their size and number. often ended up in a scrap hence scrappy. oh and maybe that little puppy dog from scoobydoo had something to do with it too
....paging DrRS****!
cos I run a Welsh Winter Climbing blog under the name of Andy Mountains
Errr...
singletrack(w)hor(e)
My name is chuck, I needed a DJ name and I'm lazy so I just changed u to v!
From having no imagination 😥
Take a guess.
my name's John & I play drums
Guess...
Overweight hairy knuckle dragger with muscular buttocks and a facial expression alternating between bewilderment and indifference.
86 year old german war criminal, called simon
cos i am and weigh one.
AN old nickname of mine. Was supposed to be Cato, Inspector Clouseau's manservant, but got misspelt Kato when a mate wrote "keep up Kato" on the back of his crash helmet
From a Smiths lyric.
Free envelope of blancmange in the post to the first person who knows which song. 🙂
My first mountain bike was a Trek 820 Singletrack.
Beccy
my hound monty likes beer, simples
Rusty Spanner - MemberFrom a Smiths lyric.
Free envelope of blancmange in the post to the first person who knows which song.
....so I broke into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner
The Queen Is Dead
I claim my blancmange
from 'the queen is dead'
can i have my mail order packet of powder in anthrax flavour please.
edit - damn you kato!
Used to have an SV650S then sold it and got into MTB.
irish for joseph
Bah!
Dons protective blancmange making outfit, starts cement mixer.
Tripe & elder flavour ok?
I'm 6'4", 15.5 stone and called Colin.
Run a lift company, and I'm a man = Liftman
I live on a rough estate. And thought zulus sounded better than apaches.
I've had two lots of brain surgery due to a brain tumour and no longer have a (right) frontal lobe in my brain.
[url= http://www.justgiving.com/JonathansBigBrainTumourLondontoParisBikeRide ]Sponsor me here[/url]
I am from a far eastern place and the name is more common.. like Sam or Bill or Wilbur.. there..
it is my name..
Mine is fairly self explanatory.
My name is Kay and I come from Unst.
None of that is true and when this gets asked next month I'll have to invent another explanation.
Dental trauma as a youth - the result of an arcane initiation ritual still practised in the more remote areas of Somerset.
In joke between me and GF and sort of what some friends call me
Mine is an abbreviation of a particularly bizarre Sun headline.
Because I am a Scot and I used to live abroad (USA)
Realboy - Member
Mine is fairly self explanatory.
obviously........... 😉
I lived in Jesmond in the 80s at the time of the Lindy Chamberlain murder trial http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindy_Chamberlain-Creighton ,common opnion in Jesmond was that the dingo did it,and as I apparently did it a lot I became thejesmonddingo.
Ian
It's all about respect init?
It's from Futurama.
Internet Kudos points for anyone that knows which episode.....
My surname's Twinberrow...how imaginative!
gavin
i'm old
i skateboard (well i did when i made up the name years ago, bit too scared of the pain these days so maybe should swap the 'the' for a 'was').
My name and I run a pub called the Raven "simples"
My name is Philip, my wife calls me Flip 
I was Cheesyfeet, but then the 'incident' happened and I became Piedi Di Formaggio. I really should go back to plain old cheesyfeet. Anyway, Mrs Feet reckons my feet smell quite often. She's right 😈
I've been called Dibbs (amongst other things) since I was at school in the 60's. My dad was a policeman with the same surname as the one in Top Cat 🙄
My name is Andy and my other intrest is a martial art called brazilian jiu-jitsu.(hence B.J.J)
my makers
You ever seen "2 girls, 1 Cup" ?
It's a basterdized version of my surname, which some people use as a nickname. Properly abbreviated it would be Ogles, but that makes me sound like a bit of a perv. 😉
Have you met my wife?
Guess,
Simon 😉
I used to be a Tory back bencher.
my uncle Mav gave it to me when i was born, well, sort of - he told my mums best friend that mum had called me jonah tonto which lead to her not speaking to mum for weeks as she thought it was cruel to call a child Jonah Tonto Griffiths. needles to say, Mav got an ear full off both of them. all mums old friends call me tonto now.
I live in a big white van with a house built inside.
The van is called Milky.
*squints at Rorschach*
Erm...a butterfly?
Used to have a Spooky Bandwagon, and I added the frame number.
I'm dyslexic and wanted to be fullconscious.
From the movie CITY OF GOD.
Its my initial of my first name and my last name, how do you change it? Mines boring
Now its better, merely Single Speed Singletrack 🙂 same as my twitter.
Ok maybe it hasnt changed.
I got mine since time began ...
song i was listening to at the time



