Is it the powder in the bottom of a packet of KP Dr Roasted peanuts?
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45 year old mans wardrobe.
Probably someones ex-wife lol
Your mum.
I’m pretty sure it’s powdered cinnamon. Or if my memory serves me right from when I was younger, half a pack of instant Smash eaten raw.
An Arabs gutty
Perchy, nae **** oan here will ken what a gutty is!!
A vulture's crutch.
Perchy, nae **** oan here will ken what a gutty is!!
Is it not clear from context?
Like Gandhi's flipflop.
Lol, it’s clear to me anyway, it’s a measure of moisture in the same way that a midges bawhair is a unit of distance.
Nairn's oatcakes
A Temperance booze up.
Cadbury’s powdered drinking chocolate. I once tried to eat some straight from the jar. As soon as the spoon made contact with my mouth it was like all the moisture was removed from my body in an instant. I would heartily not recommend trying it.
A Jacobs cream cracker..... Without butter
My sense of humour.
Nuns ****!
A dead dingos donger in the desert.
Gluten free bread
Rice Crispies dust.
Mark
SubscriberGluten free bread
Only the crap ones. Sainsburys' sourdough is the absolute bollocks.
gonna say Diamond?
or the outer atmosphere/ionosphere?
Gandhi's flip flop
Welsh Cakes (at least the ones they were handing out at the finish line of the Cardiff Marathon....)
The sherbert in those dip dabs when the lolly has all gone and you try and tip the rest into your gob without causing a coughing fit.
*off to google Dip Dabs
Weetabix without milk..
Dominic Cummings empathy tank
Ah, casual sexism and racism. Nice to get away from the brexist debate.
A Jacobs cream cracker….. Without butter
Hahah me and mates used to have often beer-fuelled contests as to who could cram and gob the largest stack of cream crackers in one, and without the aid of a drink.
Think my cousin did 11 iirc. Flip-top-headed weirdo!
Now try that with oatcakes 🧐
cram and gob the largest stack of cream crackers in one
Try eating just three in sixty seconds without a drink. Impossible
Anyway, the driest thing in the world has to be a fun sponge
My martini, chin-chin 🥂
Your mouth after eating a sloe berry
^^ Grim 🤣🤣
Best jingle/slogan ever?
Sand.
Served on a bed of salt.
On top of a cream cracker.
Pre-packaged in a bag full of silica gel.
An otter’s pocket?
Oh, wait....
Flying Saucers.
Cardboard shapes filled with i think slightly sweetened cornflour.
Brought to the market by a company who specializes in Communion wafers, which every Catholic will tell you are the driest thing ever made.
Nothing about Catholicism is meant to be pleasant.
Are arrowroot biscuits still a thing? Competition grade.
a witches tit
Scandinavian Bran cracker breads, a whole lot of crunching and chewing if eaten plain.
My OH describes them as the backing of a 70's wardrobe for consistency and taste!
James Cordens f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ and familys eyes at his funeral
So according to what’s available in the cupboards - can rustle up a flying saucer (Vimto-flavour) sandwich, substituting bread with oatcakes, and using dry-roast peanut dust instead of butter.
@dyna-ti re the communion wafers - I always took the view their only purpose was to help you work up a thirst for the communion wine! 😉
Nairn’s oatcakes
I thought Naim made high-end audio stuff.
The chicken at the site canteen, you can feel the moisture being sucked from your mouth.
My mouth after a night out raving back in the day
That funny stringy bit of banana skin that doesn't quite peal away properly