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[Closed] What's pooped in my garden?

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Any poop experts about? This was very small, only about 1 cm 'tall'.

Mystery poop

EDIT To include an actual photo of said poop.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 7:45 pm
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Can't see it, but I'm guessing at..........Binners.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 7:49 pm
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Mystery poop but tiny?

Scrappy Doo


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 7:51 pm
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it was probably @perchypanther doing a little dirty protest, or maybe a velociraptor?


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 7:51 pm
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Oh ffs I give up


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 7:54 pm
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Definitely not me.

Mine are mahoosive


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 7:55 pm
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Hedgehog?
Otter?
Badger?
Pygmy hippopotamus?


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 7:59 pm
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💩


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 8:01 pm
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Baby robin.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 8:02 pm
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It’s the top of a chocolate iced gem. It’ll be fine to eat.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 8:07 pm
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According to Google it's an Agaricaceae fungus, eat it and if it's horrible sue Larry Page and Sergey Brin.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 8:09 pm
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Baby robin.

Obvious suspect but I haven't seen many around lately


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 8:14 pm
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It's a walnut whip!


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 8:17 pm
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Hold on! I knew I'd seen it somewhere before!

Vom kleinen Maulwurf, der wissen wollte, wer ihm auf den Kopf gemacht hat.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 8:20 pm
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I've read that book but couldn't remember who the culprit was!


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 8:22 pm
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Those 5G mast's are spurting lots of .....


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 9:24 pm
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It was definitely nipped off.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 9:25 pm
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Full marks for presentation.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 9:29 pm
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Possibly Hedgehog, we get those in our garden. Normally they're firmer and more cylindrical.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 9:30 pm
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Not one of these

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Posted : 19/10/2020 9:34 pm
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I'm going left field, worm cast


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 9:35 pm
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1cm hi is way to small for a hedgehog turd. They're also just a slug shape, thats got some real sphincter skill in its making.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 9:36 pm
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Honeybadger.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 9:41 pm
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1cm hi is way to small for a hedgehog turd.

We have a lot of HHs in the garden and I spend a lot of time cleaning out their shit from all the feeders / houses and patios. Their poop comes in all shapes and sizes depending on what particular intestinal parasites they're currently carrying, the really bad ones get captured and wormed. Seeing a lot of really soft walnut whip poops this year for some reason, which are a PITA the clean up.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 9:48 pm
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Seeing a lot of really soft walnut whip poops this year for some reason, which are a PITA the clean up.

In that case i stand corrected. My hedghog must be parasite free.

Also good job on the catching and treating. Lovely things.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 9:54 pm
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It's from a wild juvenile Mr. Whippy.

Adult poop is the same spiral, only star shaped.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 9:57 pm
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Mmmm, chocolate mouse.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 10:27 pm
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Baby velociraptor.


 
Posted : 19/10/2020 10:35 pm
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Lady bird that had the munchies


 
Posted : 20/10/2020 1:14 am
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https://images.app.goo.gl/pjMgMRJ9gsPDBZHs7


 
Posted : 20/10/2020 2:39 am
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Have to agree with what someone above said, superb presentation.

Wouldn't look out of place on MasterChef.

You must feel blessed.


 
Posted : 20/10/2020 3:51 am
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Wood pigeon


 
Posted : 20/10/2020 6:40 am