[Closed] What is a 'genuine bloke'?

i'm still right about the whole lack of vagina thing cougar... admit it.

i've always been slightly jealous that women are born with a built-in pocket.

[i]i've always been slightly jealous that women are born with a built-in pocket[/i]

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No way, they can have it, along with all the rest of what is female.

Trust me, its better that way.

Oh, and please, I've just had my lunch.

Druidh - you may actually have a point... so, when can you sign my adoption papers?

solo old buddy old pal... they're just vaginas... most women have them! imagine you're buying a car for a second, do you go for the car with a random floppy attachment dangling off the front, reducing aerodynamics and increasing fuel consumption, or the one with extra storage?

I'd buy one with a spoiler 🙂

I'll buy the one that doesn't keep breaking down.

Yeah, who wants a car that keeps leaking oil out the front with annoying regularity?

Phil.

Yeah, I know women have those.

And thats the way I'd like it to stay.

I do not envy them having them, but I do find it an essential feature, so to speak.
YEASCH !.

Can we stop talking about that.

Lets try bringing things back above the waistline.
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Theres more to women than just their pockets, as you well know, Phil.
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i wouldn't be happy with a car that refuses to start for several days a month... good point! 😆

mmmmm airbags

[i]mmmmm airbags
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Does that include the de-powered types for when the children are in the front seat ?.

women are fantastic creatures, a bit like cats in that they like to think they're independent, prone to sudden changes in mood and regular kill and eat helpless smaller animals.

but if you stop feeding them they soon start nuzzling their heads in your lap for attention.

[i]but if you stop feeding them they soon start nuzzling their heads in your lap for attention.[/i]
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Hasn't Mrs Phil returned from Italy yet ?.

yes she has.. and i haven't cooked an evening meal for her since 😉

(for the record i dont have cats)

[i]for the record i dont have cats[/i]

Errr, so your earlier remark was a metaphor.......

perhaps, i'm not a 'treat em mean, keep em keen' kinda fellow though... i'm aware the cat based post might suggest that i am.

Cougar - you have to be very careful doing that in male changing rooms.

Depends on your age....

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for the record i dont have cats

🙁 I'm an old man then 🙁

Obviously the factually accurate photo above is not always the case. You can probably blow dry your balls and still be the right side of 40.

...oh and wunhundred!

...seemed rude not to.

susan sarandon

I would blow-dry my bits, were the changing rooms at my local sports centre not a new-age unisex 'changing village'. Think the teenage girlies might be offended. Or just point and laugh...

And I'm a genuine bloke. Got the willy to prove it and everything.

Even if I use a dyson blade?

Even if I use a dyson blade?

Probably better than using one of them Tornado driers. There'd be scrotum all over the place...

How about a Dyson Air Multiplier?

Even if I use a dyson blade?

First time I saw one of those I thought 'christ, they've thought of everything now.' Imagine my disappointment when I discovered they were for your hands.

I've been somewhere that had a walk-in full body dryer. Not very powerful, but interesting in a "i had to pay a quid for this?!" kind of way.

Had to keep shorts on, though, it was another changing village type place.

Slightly concerned now by Jamie

I've been somewhere that had a walk-in full body dryer.

So have I, now you come to mention it. Center Parcs? Maybe.

[i]changing village type place[/i]

You are kidding, right ?.

why do they install them at nut-height then if you're not meant to dry your nuts?! 😯

Not kidding at all!

Wasn't Center Parcs, might have been Wet 'n Wild in the north east...

changing village type place

You are kidding, right ?.

Sorry.

The changing village thing.

I'm not getting this.

Can someone please explain.
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Slightly concerned now by Jamie

I am more concerned that you do not seem to be able to keep up with a simple conversation regarding ball drying.

Integrity.

Solo - lots of individual cubicles, but essentially a unisex changing area. Open showers etc but no separate men's/women's areas, just a while load of cubicles.

Thanks Bunnyhop!

...and you only had to wait 7 hours, TSY.

That's okay Jamie... genuine blokes have patience.

So you knew the answer all along?

Patience. Integrity and a penchant for blow drying ones balls.

Yeah, I don't really need this forum at all.

I just do it for you guys...

Look out for future episodes such as 'what is this rash?' and 'how to do the robot dance'.

i wouldn't be happy with a car that refuses to start for several days a month

Hmmm, plenty of cars that leak oil once a month are still perfectly startable! You (or your car) need to get out more! 😯

i wouldn't be happy with a car that refuses to start for several days a month

[i]I am more concerned that you do not seem to be able to keep up with a simple conversation regarding ball drying[/i]

Not at all. I was just refusing to stoop to that level.
However, if you must really know.
I have never used forced air to dry that region and don't think I will.
Thanks.
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I do not like the sound of the changing village thing.
I'm going to run away and live in a bubble until they stop the world so I can get off.

I blame the cuts.

[i]Yeah, I don't really need this forum at all[/i]
Does that particular door swing both ways ?.....
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Not at all. I was just refusing to stoop to that level.

If you had read the thread properly, you would have seen that the Dysons are at the correct height. No stooping required.

It's even better when you've got a hairdryer on a lead, no stooping necessary. I dry my beard that way.