[Closed] What is a 'genuine bloke'?

no vagina, normally born without one.

One that doesn't check out your tits *quite* so obviously?

In my trade it's someone who will pay you, but it might take years.

Same as a sound ****? Someone reliable.

emsz - Member
One that doesn't check out your tits *quite* so obviously?

Hard to do sometimes. I was at a conference the other day, and the name tags they had printed were in a rather small font. Said name tags were positioned upon the chests of all delegates, ladies and gentlement. When approaching a chap, it was relatively easy to just peer at the name tag. When approaching a lady, it was rather more difficult. Especially when the aforementioned tag had been (possibly strategically) placed immediately adjacent to a magnificent cleavage.

You're looking for the definition of a genuine bloke. Can we just put a link to Hora's latest ramblings, with a note saying 'the polar opposite of this'

😀

"honest"

???

Anyways, we are hard-wired to stare at cleavage, it isn't our fault. Blame god.

Can we just put a link to Hora's latest ramblings, with a note saying 'the polar opposite of this'

LOL! 🙂

Hora's genuine.

Well, you couldn't fake that could you?? 😉

Interesting emsz... I was at carnival the other day and a particularly stunning lady walked by... the lads I were with almost in chorus said what an amazing 'rack' she had... the smile I got suggested I was the only person that had looked her in the eye all day.

Gutted I didn't perv at her chest though.

i think the main factors here are:

"genuine" - well that's down to the person's definition of genuine, completely individual depending on what they desire or view as a typical man. different cultures will mean different ideas of manly.

"bloke" - bloke, to me anyway, implies a pub dwelling, football loving, bottom pinching, stereotype. if it was "genuine gentleman" for example i'd be assuming the desire for a door-holding, moustache adorned, suit wearing fellow of the finest heritage.

however, you sir, are a beast.

Look, I know you can't help it. LOL

It's just "hello, up here" Y'know?

Honestly, I'm the last girl to know, but my daily contact Chris, I'd call genuine, he's a blokes bloke, football, drinking, playstation, all that, but at the same time he can cook, will clean, phones his mum, and doesn't stare at me and GF if we wander about in tee shirts and knickers. Decent, y'know?

So.... a genuine question about the qualities of the male species has immediately descended into an enthusiastic discussion about tits

Yeti - you have your answer! 😀

Sorry Binners I'm thinking about emsz's last post.

I once apologised for staring at a womans clevage.
It was impressive, but she took it very well. I actually put my hand up and said I hadn't taken in what she had said because I'd been distracted.
We got on very well after that.

Nothing to be ashamed of. I frequently catch women glancing at/checking out 'the packet'.

Just human nature innit 😉

EDIT: Mind you, there is a fair difference between a natural looksee and out and out letching

Relevant.

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sorry Yeti... what were you saying?

[i]no vagina, normally born without one.
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LMAO at that. Excellent reply. 😉

...doesn't stare at me and GF if we wander about in tee shirts and knickers. Decent, y'know?

So 'genuine bloke' = gay?

Ummm.. back to the OP.. I always thought it was more of a Ronseal sort of thing... not a horrible tan... but does exactly what it says on the tin?

OK, forget the 'bloke' tag, that just depends on who's talking.

But 'Genuine' = honest, reliable, dependable, WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get)

I think anyone that knows me would agree I'm 100% genuine. If I say something, you can bet it's true. If I say I'll do something, you can bank on it. I'm very outspoken, so no wondering what I think behind your back, I'll tell you to your face.

Oh, and I can't abide football and don't go to the pub regularly.

[i]Honestly, I'm the last girl to know, but my daily contact Chris, I'd call genuine, he's a blokes bloke, football, drinking, playstation, all that, but at the same time he can cook, will clean, phones his mum, and doesn't stare at me and GF if we wander about in tee shirts and knickers. Decent, y'know?
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Some interesting stuff there. I'd agree with a lot of that, cept I don't do football, nor playstation and have no family.

But ime, a bloke who likes going to the pub, cycling, holds down a job. Can cook, etc, etc.
Is labelled by a lot of women as [i]boring[/i], no ?.

So, are genuine blokes a desired end result, but not what women think they want when things get started ??.

Ummm.. back to the OP.. I always thought it was more of a Ronseal sort of thing... not a horrible tan... but does exactly what it says on the tin?

So shallow and a bit dim then?

Genuine bloke = honest, a bit thick, has manners, pervs discreetly, refers to periods as 'women's problems'.

[i]So shallow and a bit dim then?
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Jamie.
Are you single ?.
You seem to jump in on these threads and I was just wondering.
AFAIK TSY was single until recently, I think...

And we all know SuperTramp is in the market for meeting women, etc.

I'd agree with the above but not necessarily the thick bit.

You seem to jump in on these threads and I was just wondering.

I do?

[i]I do?
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Ok, you don't, its my warped mind playing tricks on me.
Sorry.

Oh, and I'll take that as a YES.
😐

Right, who's up for a fight then?

Jamie... why shallow and a bit dim?

A genuine bloke does actually read gentlmen's topshelf magazines for the articles. Sometimes they can be interesting.
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[i]Right, who's up for a fight then[/i]

We all know you're way too soft for all that nonsense.

Put the bombers on the floor, step back and place your hands on your head.

NOW !.

don simon, really? I thought they were all tits and fannies? 😆

Oh, and I'll take that as a YES.

Wasn't dodging the question, as I am single, just wondering how I gave the impression I was always on these types of threads?*

*What exactly is this type of thread?

Jamie... why shallow and a bit dim?

Might just be me, probably is, but if someone appears to 'do what it says on the tin' it suggests no depth, i.e shallow, and no depth, a bit dim. Probably way of the mark though.

Young Lady! You should be ashamed of yourself...
But yes, I do believe that you can find ladies that we could call extrovert...

*What exactly is this type of thread?

Just another one of my BS musings... and I for one like the fact that you turn up on them.

I see what your saying about my Ronseal solution... but the description on the tin might say 'deep and philosophical'...

I more meant that it's a bloke that doesn't lie, cheat... fill a woman full of false hope and promises, etc.

I see what your saying about my Ronseal solution... but the description on the tin might say 'deep and philosophical'...

Like I said, it was just me pulling the trigger to soon on my usual misanthropic bullshit,

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[i]but the description on the tin might say 'deep and philosophical'[/i]

Would that be tweed jacket, glasses, pipe, etc ?.

and doesn't stare at me and GF if we wander about in tee shirts and knickers. Decent, y'know?

That's NOT a proper bloke.

That's NOT a proper bloke.

Course it is. He knows if he stares, they'll stop doing it.

Emsz - have you ever looked through the pictures on Chris' phone?

No....should I d'you think. 😆

more likely to be shots of his mates arses on the piss, y'know what rugger types are like.