[Closed] What have you learned today?

That mortgage lenders now prefer to say no rather than yes.

If only they had been doing that all along we might not be in quite such a mess.

Oh. It also appears that i am a poet 😯

1. That I'm "institutionalised"
2. That the weather only turns nice when you're off the bike 😥

That lunchtime isn't when you think it is.
I dropped my bike off at my lbs and was told it would be ready for collection "around lunchtime"... I'm still waiting 😐

that I don't understand the "spirit" of SSUK, I think our bid was far too organised 😥

That emsz might not be the sharpest tool in the box if she's only just learnt that. 😉

That the European Parliment believes:

That respect for life and the human person should find expression in a shared cultural and ethical process whereby the road would be deliberately construed as a human community

I've learnt how to say "no" - I need a day off at the weekends some weeks 🙂

Death is nothing to be afraid of.

You can get a funeral for less than £2k.

there's a guy on a buffalo

RealMan - Member

As in, literally upside down? Or did you mean backwards..

Backwards? That's an insult to my mechanical competence.

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45 mm on the coop purlings

i learned about 10 minutes ago that the wife has been spending on the 'emergency' credit card for the last 5 months.

how ive contained the anger i do not know, on our arse skint and just about surviving. just told her to f*Ck off to bed!

going to be a fun few days ahead!

I learned today not to work for asshat amateurs (after being pretty much threatened by them)

That doing 23miles in boxers instead of a nice padded short inner will leave you feeling like you've been buggered 😯

What "immolate" means.

And it's not very nice 🙁

But, can be used in a funny way 🙂

Sorry about that monkey boy 🙁

Better than twelve months eh? Well done for not losing it though.

maxray...feeling a bit chafed? 😐

😀 a tad darcy... won't make that mistake again would rather self immolate 😉

maxray - Member
a tad darcy... won't make that mistake again would rather self immolate

Self-immolation! Ouch!

That doing 23miles in boxers instead of a nice padded short inner will leave you feeling like you've been buggered

Self-immolation!

that took me back to the early 90's

If you try to pull a high vacuum, pretty much everything leaks.

Fear Factory!!

WE ARE THE NEWWWW BREEEEDDDD WE ARE THE FUUUUTUUUREEEEE 😈

Loved Demanufacture 🙂

Ho hum - Member
What "immolate" means.

Is it what they say in Italy when they're behind schedule?

Immo so sorrrry, immolate

I'll get my coat.................

I learned lots of stuff about the Etruscans

[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0151q7j/In_Our_Time_The_Etruscan_Civilisation/ ]Melvyn Bragg and his guests discuss the Etruscans, an ancient civilisation which flourished in central Italy for five hundred years before the emergence of the Roman Republic.[/url]

and that my eyes/brain simply cannot handle the upside down/back to front bike pic up there ^^^^^

Nice Fear Factory tune too, haven't listened to it for a dogs age

That the gym bunnies jogging along Hove seafront this morning in the late September sun are a welcome distraction & the lamp posts on the seafront don't give when you ride in to them. ❓ 😉

what the hell is BJ training?

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Argh! Northwind's pic is right messing with my head 😕

Cripes, I've just realised, it's not even 'shopped!!

randomjeremy - Member
what the hell is BJ training?

I've learned that its too hot in my office, and I wonder if they'll notice if I take my tights off

Edit, just scrolled up to see Northwinds picture, that's the sort of thing I'd do. pissing myself

I've learned that its too hot in my office, and I wonder if they'll notice if I take my tights off

Depends on how you do it I suppose.......

I've learned that its too hot in my office, and I wonder if they'll notice if I take my tights off

Visually or odour-wise?

That the mums at the school gate will talk to a bloke who starts a conversation with them.