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[Closed] What does David Cameron dream of?

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 DezB
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http://ow.ly/i/1g5M/original

(Apologies if already done, I did search 🙂 )


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 1:44 pm
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Electric sheep ?


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 1:45 pm
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allthepies beat me to it... 🙂

And that's brilliantly puerile. Love it.


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 1:45 pm
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Ooh, wouldn't you just love to spam* him?

*For younger children, the act of 'spamming' as it was, didn't involve computers, but a slap with an open palm onto the forehead of the victim. Obviously, the bigger the target, the meatier the contact.


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 1:47 pm
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Puerile? How dare you. That's my idea of sophisticated humour 🙂


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 1:53 pm
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Isn't puerile something babies eat?

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Posted : 26/04/2010 1:55 pm
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Haha, great pic.

However I'm certain he dreams about the rich getting richer and the poor.. oh who cares about them?


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 1:57 pm
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why has that image got a Greenpeace logo on it - is the kid eating mashed whale or something?


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 1:58 pm
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I have no idea. I got the pic from a web article on healthy eating, and I too am puzzled by the Greenpeace connection.

I can't work out wether the adorable little baby is enjoying it or not; is that a face of delight, or horror?


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 2:03 pm
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That is a hell of a lot of sloppy porridge stuff to feed to a kid that age I reckon.


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 2:05 pm
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[url= http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-16007162.html ]BEIJING, March 14 (Xinhua) -- Greenpeace announced here on Tuesday that non-approved genetically-engineered (GE) rice has been detected in Heinz's Baby Rice Cereal [/url]

Apparently.

The kid's enjoying its rice now, but when it's old enough to realise it's mutant rice it'll be horrified.


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 2:08 pm
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Hijacking my hilarious thread with a picture of a cross-eyed kid. I ask ya.


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 2:19 pm
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The internet is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. 🙂


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 2:21 pm
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Those balloons look photoshopped. Badly.

Not that i mind of course!


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 2:23 pm
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Is that like iphones?


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 2:29 pm
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iphones dream of cock? 😯


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 2:34 pm
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They have an app for that.


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 2:44 pm
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My stereo allows iphones to "dock" on it. Does that mean it's a bit gay?


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 2:53 pm
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A friend described Mr Cameron's appearance very accurately: he looks like a "freshly ****ed cock"

Spot on.


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 3:13 pm
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I shall never masturbate again.


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 3:14 pm
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Actually that is a little drastic. I shall not masturbate again today, and if he becomes prime minister I shall only do so while wearing a blindfold.


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 3:15 pm
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Strange that Steve Bell has started to draw him wearing a huge condom...

Thanks for the masturbation image though BD...


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 3:18 pm
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[i]and if he becomes prime minister I shall only do so while wearing a blindfold.[/i]
A fitting tribute.
Trouble is, now you won't be able to without remembering this thread and his shinyface will appear in your mind's eye [b]every time[/b] you reach vinegar.
😆


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 3:21 pm
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I've "ahem" heard that people have used the image of Thatcha as a delaying tactic, does this mean people will start using callmedave from now on then...


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 3:23 pm
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Pook, you are wrong about the photoshopping, the thinky bubbles are real:

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If I was David Cameron I would sleep soundly, aside from the occasional nightmare where someone was rubbing my face on a jumper or lunging at it with a pin.


 
Posted : 26/04/2010 3:29 pm