obviously the dinosaurs would have to figure on the list,but i would love to see a real dragon and a unicorn (although i can remedy that by sticking cornetto cones onto shetland ponies heads when they are sleeping š
oh and a mammoth (hmm now if i can just get some coconut matting/superglue e.t.c š
Grufalo
An Elephant the size of a border terrier.
A border terrier the size of an elephant.
Thunderbird
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A westie that isn't annoying to everyone but its owners.
Sorry, actually meant Terror Bird
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I was sat watching Thunderbirds with my then 3 year old son. We'd watched a few epsiodes together previously. He turned to me and said 'That one's got a string coming out of his head!'
I said 'Well, that's 'cos he's a puppet'.
About 3 minutes later he said in a slightly crestfallen, wobbly bottom lip kind of way 'Are all the Thunderbirds puppets then Dadddy?'
It was like I'd told him Santa doesn't exist or something. Poor lad.
So, in summary, the Thunderbirds are real, in some 3 year olds head somewhere.
[edit] well that's that anecdote wasted š
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An Elephant the size of a border terrier.beej - Member
A border terrier the size of an elephant.
You'd like a museum I went to once where all the natural history specimens were grouped by size rather than by any biological or geographical relation to each other. Some very large or very small specimens were represented by scale models which meant there was an Elephant, an armadillo and and a flea in the same case because they are all the same shape and colour.
Personally I'd like to see a dog playing pool
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Woolly Mammoth. We should stop having wars and spend the time and money making one.
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Snow leopard
A dog that picks up and disposes of it's own excrement.
Kangarillapig.
Nessie
nice choices so far (how the hell could i have forgotten godzilla š³
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Fly my pretties!
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A proper Scottish Wildcat. (like, in the actual wild)
sea serpent would be good at the next olympics , and a few wolves round about the place wouldn't go amiss..
Dwarf cow. Make one the size of a labrador, get it to produce a pint of milk a day, sell it to the middle classes and retire from the sales.
Or a unicorn.
The Pushmepullyou from Doctor Doolittle. Always wondered how one would actually do a dump, with have a head at both ends šÆ
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The Pushmepullyou from Doctor Doolittle. Always wondered how one would actually do a dump, with have a head at both ends
or what would happen if one end ate a curry.
Dave Lee Travis?
Possibly, I only know "it" under the name "Beast Jesus".
I actually had the chance to see a real chibrador (i.e. the byproduct of a chihuahua and a labrador genetic cross).
Generating such an abomination is only possible whith a female labrador and a male chihuahua (the male can only do the job when the labrador sleeps due to height handicap)...
This animal looks fantastically dumb (body of a fat labrador with chihuahua features: small height and head), always a great moment remembering it.
An honest politician?
A griffin would be cool. Or maybe a cyclops. Pretty much anything from a harryhausen film really.
Or maybe a cyclops
Actually cyclops exist:
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the trash heap from Fraggle Rock always looked she'd give you a good cuddle
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oh, and some doozers
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and Wembley so I can stamp on his head
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Actually cyclops exist:
Weird. Not quite what I had in mind.
Not quite what I had in mind.
Those are due to developmental abnormalities during foetal life, this is also documented in cows and humans I believe.
I don't think they are able to survive for long though.
Kraken
The triple breasted whore of babylon.
Some of the mythical big hitters off of here maybe? Surely some fearsome and ghastly sights.
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and manbearpig.
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elves, I want to see elves Mr frodo!
A vogon so I could read it some of MY poetry. Like the banfer too or did you mean the sand persin? If I met a jawa I might have to give it a firm boot....nearly as irritating as an ewok
Wasn't the triple breasted whore from Eroticon 6 - Eccentrica Gallumbits
Real - practically any creature is amazing to me when its up close from a worm to a whale. Although penguins scurrying round my feet in the wild was one of the coolest encounters I've ever had.
Nox
One of the alliance of four great races, the Nox are a fairy-like people encountered by SG-1 on P3X-774 in "The Nox".
They want nothing to do with humanity, viewing them as "young" and having "much to learn".
and the Trill who are species of symbiotic life forms
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Cthulhu
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just for youngrob
I've always thought mermaids are quite foxy. Still haven't got my head round the next step though....
A Vulcan of course!
A liger. It's pretty much my favourite animal.
a Gnole.. the Nac Mac Feegle and an Adder..
a kzin please.
Dragon. I love dragons.
The triple breasted whore of babylon.
You forgot her little sister from Total Recall:
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A cat that actually cares about its owners rather than leeching off them.
Obviously I'm joking. All cats would rather shit on their owners then eat them before showing them any real affection.
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Pegasus
Chicks dig ponies
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A labrador with a knife?
A magical Leoplurodon
Always wanted a Gremlin but would settle for a Mogwai
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predator
on his day off, of course
or kate beckinsale in her vampire kit.. but also on her night off.
Stewartc, I can do you a gremlin:
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a spiderbaby!
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Baby robin.
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Bandersnatchi
Watchmaker (a non breeding one if that's possible)
oh and a pet velociraptor (more "that could be a child's face" comments than a staffie!)
Fantasy, a dragon
real but extinct this.....
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Sabre toothed tiger anyone?
CountZ - Bejesus!
The Pushmi-pullyu
The pushmi-pullyu (pronounced "push-meāpull-you") is a "gazelle-unicorn cross" which has two heads (one of each) at opposite ends of its body. When it tries to move, both heads try to go in opposite directions.
yay! Dr. Dolittle FTW!
A troll.... just to put a face to a (couple) of names on here. š
beagle +1
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"A liger...bred for its skills in magic."
There all kinds of creatures i'd like to see in the flesh - big sharks and whales and the like along with some of the weirder deep sea fish.
I also know that I really don't want to see the nightmare baboon that I swear was chasing me through Mabie forest the other night - stupid over-active imagination...
double-post!
a Pernese telepathic dragon
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