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What they said at least give some indication WTF this is actually about
A Florida defence lawyer's trousers have reportedly caught fire in court during an arson trial.
Stephen Gutierrez was to address jurors on Wednesday when smoke began billowing from his pocket, witnesses said.
The attorney fled the court and later returned unharmed with a singed pocket, blaming a faulty battery in his e-cigarette, the Miami Herald reports.
Mr Gutierrez, who had been arguing that his client's car spontaneously caught fire, said it was not a stunt.
Personally i like the anticipation of finding out what the story / joke is. YMMV, don't be so ****ing grumpy about it.
Do you like your jokes to have the punchlines handed out in advance?
There's no smoke without fire. Either that or his pants caught fire due to all the lies.
liar, liar, pants on........oh too late!!
[i]There's no smoke without fire. [/i]
Ah [i]that's[/i] what they say..! would never have worked that out for meself.
"Joke falls flat on Singletrack"
There's no smoke without fire.Ah that's what they say..! would never have worked that out for meself.
That's my good deed for the day done 😉
Well, you know what they say......
"You may poke a man’s fire after you’ve known him for seven years"?
[i]Jez, can you tell me, as a mate, someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?[/i]
Well, you know what they say......
Don't pish on an electric fence?