[Closed] Wanted: MTB Man

I don't cyber with strangers sorry :p

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So has Katykins disapeared in to the ether? Darn-it, another one escapes again!!!

Matt

On the downside: I'm an ugly bastard with a repulsive personality.

On the upside: I am a man and I ride my mountain bike quite often.

i'm a big catch, obviously.

I'm guessing this isn't katykins back garden?

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Heading back again this year to revisit places and people.

I hear also there's a wedding down south. I'll break out the lycra suit for it.

Si has been on at me about bringing a bit of core riding back to the Moor 😉 and Jambo has a Kitchen for me to fit.

However my plans wasn't to take on large jobs.I was only doing a cycle loop of the SW and say hi to a few folks i met during me wander.

OP. Sorry to thread drift but if you can use a brush, we can paint a house and run off into the sunset along the South west coast path together... Unless your a man. If that's the case, i'm more likely to feed you to the hairy hand.

Sorry been in the pub 🙂
Erm nope I'm not a man... Not particularly fast at downhill either although I like to give it a go.
Where am I based? Think TSY got the best guess!
And I wish that was my back garden, sadly its not.

Sharki you could climb to the same heights of depravity as me and start chatting up girls from Swindon! 😯 😉

Yeti, I don't chat women up. I sit there staring at them in a rather scary manner before, blurting out a a sentence of pure gibberish to them and making a total tool of myself.

It's the nights i just wear a thong and a smile that works best for me. It's much quieter in the lady's those nights and i find i can relate to the ladies easier then.

Slightly scarey...
I'll be at the Forest of Dean on Sunday so if anyone spots me say hello!

Sharki when you head down this way, if you fancy breaking up your tour with a sexypartythongride I'm sure a few of the Swinley lot will be more than keen.

The last meet was very disappointing every one had their whole legs covered up! Honestly, wtf is that all about? I do my best 'relating' to women with nothing but a knee length trench coat and Jesus sandels on, lycra tights totally kill the look.

Katy. Sorry can't do FOD. i've lost my passport out of Scotland.

Yeti.
I'm all for a slut out ride when the weather warms up, or the women look less appealing, which ever comes first.

The last time i wore skimpy undies in public, the attention from a certain attractive lady, meant i needed to face a wall for ten minutes whilst my blood returned via my heart. Not the best look at a halloween fancy dress do i can tell you.

You maybe interested in being in a team for MM or another event this year. There's a theme. It's 70's Queen(the group) outfits. So all in one chess board lycra, big hair..that sort of thing.

Not sure what the problem is with your outfits for pulling. Have you ever thought it might be your calves that are the issue? Try an ankle length trench coat, they draw the eyes down to your sandlels.

Hahahaaa, proper Lol Sharki!!

Bullheart dropped the dresscode for his Mayhem team I was going to slut it right up, tight figure hugging black number was the plan. As long as inappropriate levels of lycra or flesh are involved I'm in.

So Katy, how 'bout me you and Sharki all get together for a ride 😯
I've not met Sharki, but if I'm right, I've met you! 😯

A lady never tells... 😉

Can I be the first to say

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I think that pic captures the best side of my buffon mullet hybrid (bullet? buffet? muffon?) doncha think?

Edit - **** me that soooo much better than a lolcat!

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Well there's a thread killer!

I feel so much more manly now.
Phew!

I've been told I'm a real mans man whatever that means, maybe it's the moustache...

I've sort of lost the thread of this thread now, something's distracted me.... schrickvr6 can have your number please?

It's more likely because from that picture you haven't got a body and more specifically legs and feet. Therefore no shoe collection or lengthy decisions on what to wear.

not up to much on the dance floor though.
that's a picture of Fred and i claim my 5 pounds.

Good luck...I've been looking for 2.5 years for one!

*trundles back to the dating sites*

It would seem in the cold harsh light of day, as I sit here mainlining black coffee, I may have been had by a particularly cruel troll. 👿

It's not easy you know, for Yetis to find love in the 21st Century... especially when someone comes along that seems so perfect. I'd cancelled a couple of prior engagements to give you the attention you deserve... how foolish I feel now! 😥

I don't even think that's a picture of you shrickvr6, and for that, I hate you, crusher of dreams, robber of my future happiness!
Thank god I can find solace in a bacon and black pudding baguette this morning...today might have just been too much otherwise

The Heartbroken Yeti

*big hug for TSY*

Pass us the baguette....I'm starving! 😆

Poor Yeti 🙁

Things will get better...

Thanks aleigh... I guess I got a bit excited I didn't think people like shrickvr6 existed... I now think they don't, well except in my dreams. 🙁

I've still got to make it... damn having to cook All my meals.. *starts welling up again*

I share your pain re the cooking thing - would be nice to be waited on occasionally! I know...we should get a rota going Mr Yeti!

Sounds like a plan... I'll do the butties this morning... do you want red or brown sauce? Please tell me you don't want mustard? Personally I go for a red and brown mixture.

We could meet up at the Croft trail, maybe katykins will join us?

It'll be like a swindonsupersexy bike ride... with such plans it feels as if the sun might just be poking its head out from behind those clouds... 😀

"supersexyswindon" - 3 words I didnt think I'd hear in the same sentence!
Sounds like a plan though yeti, see you there!

if anyone meets TSY, don't check to see if his hanky smells of chloroform - that may or may not be euphemism

I like a mixture of both too.....never used to but I am loving brown sauce right now! To make sure it's all warm I'll bring my stove and will cook it when I get to Swinley!

Oi easy iDave... I did actually get one girl to meet me off of the net whilst maintaining I was just trying to complete a serial killing 6 nations grand slam.

She declined to meet me in a secluded woods but we did go on a few dates... who'd have thought but she turned out to be a bit weird.

So katykins... me, you... a secluded woodland spot?? How are you fixed for this afternoon... I wouldn't worry about plans for tomorrrow...

oh, and aleigh... what are you up to tomorrow??

*please, please, let one of them be Welsh*

I am babysitting tomorrow so won't be able to come out and play....although in saying that I could pop along and say hi!

I'm sorry TSY (Sammie?)I may have been a bit ambiguous with my statement and didn't actually want to sex yu0. That was aimed at someone else (you know who you are!)

But now I'm not so sure, I can't stop thinking about your hairy body. I could send you more pictures to prove it's me but I'm not sure you could handle them...

Yours, Julio Pimparillo III, from Wales.

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Picture of you now, with a leek in your left hand and some Welsh bread on your head or you're a liar. 😆

Now Julio thinks you're just being racialistic 🙁 That's like saying every Frenchman carries a string of onions around his neck, no wait that's a bad example they do, but you knows what I means innit.

lol @ druidh, that reverse flickr account site really works doesn't it

you look presentable enough in the full face helmet Katy, might as well post that one up 😉

*clicks Druidh's pic*

Yep 😉

Julio approves. 😉

So its actually a girl. Well this is boring, I'm out.

So Realman... how [i]you[/i] doing??? :mwah:

Sammie-Lou

lol @ druidh, that reverse flickr account site really works doesn't it

Oh well - was fun while it lasted 🙁

Oh well - was fun while it lasted 🙁

I think most of these guys have heard that one before 😉